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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    So I just watched this and my immediate thought was that you need to be a fucking engineer to get that sort of shit done.

    I'm way too fucking lazy to be into kink I guess.
     
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    I was just about to post almost the exact same thing, but I am on the opposite side of the spectrum. I have a semi-long curly jew fro. I see a lot of actors who sport the same type of hair and I always want my styled like theirs. When I go to almost any place to get it cut, they always do the same thing and make me look like a fucking moron. How do you girls get the people at the place to cut your hair the way you want it cut? Should I just bring in a few pictures and say, "See that guy. See his hair. Make mine look like that."
    I'd say the best example of what I'd want would be Vincent Gallo shown below.
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    TiB NYC mini meetup was a mild success. At least it ended in a sex shop.
     
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    I got in from Vegas 20 minutes ago. Despite it's best efforts, Vegas did not kill me. I live to tell the stories (actually, the stories should come from the bartenders and the one video my kid shot of me, since I don't happen to have complete recall of events). I think what's important to know is that we paid for exactly one drink on the trip. Open bar? Why yes, I think I will. All the wine you can drink? Certainly, but only because I know you have to do inventory next week and I'm gonna help you have less to count. I'm nice that way. Of course, there is the standard free booze for gamblers and I gamble a LOT.

    I think I need to sleep for a week, but it's back to work tomorrow. Shitballs, It's not my first day, yet I didn't think to book it off. Dumbass.

    Anything earth-shattering happen while I was gone?

    Helpful Handy Vegas Tip: 5am is NOT the time to decide you're not quite drunk enough and slam classic gin martinis like you're teaching a course.
     
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Also, ghettoastronaut is all talk and no mouth, if you know what I mean.
     
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    Shouldn't that be all mouth and no teeth?
     
  7. Gravitas

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    Every time a meetup happens and someone isn't Joseph Fritzl'ed I am surprised.
     
  8. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Guess how much of our conversation the whole night was sexual innuendo?

    All of it.
     
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    Sad Wheelz.
     
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Yes. Yes it should.

    Imagine my disappointment.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    [​IMG]

    One of these is Nom, and one of these is Ghetto. I haven't decided which one's which yet.
     
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    Off to England for a week and a half. Spending time with my sister and mother for the first time in the better part of a decade should be interesting.
     
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    Yeah, basically. Rigging those ties so that it's only fucking uncomfortable instead of excruciatingly painful for the person tied basically requires you to be some kind of engineer. An inverted suspension like that is fucking difficult. Also, the person being tied will need to be some kind of circue du soleil performer to hold that suspension long enough to give someone head.
     
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    Have you read Bill Maher's latest tweet?

    Ahem...HA AH HA HA HA AHA HAH HA HA HA

    Now, why does half the country want to burn him at the stake for such an awesome comment? He's only making fun of somebody that constantly acts like a fool. I just think a lot of backers are just butt hurt that this most overrated of stars finally started showed his colours against the Bills. The colours of mediocrity. But hey, he's handsome and does lots of charity work, so God SHOULD be paying attention to him and making sure he throws lots of touchdowns (or in Saturday's case, into double-coverage). Fuck Syria, they've only murdered 40 more unarmed protesters as of this morning alone.
     
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    Tebow's family are Christian missionaries to a country that is 80% CATHOLIC ALREADY! This entire fucking charade is a complete joke. He's a shitty quarterback from a retarded and narcissistic family. I have no idea how far up your own ass your head has to be before you start thinking that what the Phillippines really needs is Baptist missionaries, but I'm guessing it's far enough that you can taste your esophagus.
     
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    There's also still a war on in Afghanistan, Egypt just elected itself a parliament full of crazy Islamists, and no one has any clue what the hell is going to happen with North Korea except that it probably isn't going to be good, but dammit, someone said something mean about a football player. You just can't do that. I mean, HE PLAYS FOOTBALL!
     
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    North Korea is not in ANY way, a threat. It is a hypnotized shithole. It is a four-year-old boy who won't stop showing people his penis.

    "Yes, we can see that. Now put it away, you're starting to freak people out a little."
     
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    I'm late back to the party. However, this explains so much more about you. Do you live in sub zero temps all year round or something?
     
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    I started to submit an edited version of that photo for your consideration. But, something about typing the phrase "I cut the nipples off another girl and pasted them on this one" made me reconsider.

    - Adolf Oliver Nippuls
     
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    You people have clearly missed a very important point - God is American! He doesn't care about that other crap!
     
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