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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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    Now Sewer Pig don't you go bringing your "logic" and "facts" into a debate about Tebow. I mean if the world was a better place we would all love him, because clearly he is the best quarterback in the league right now. But we irrationally hate him only based on his beliefs. Clearly his level of play is beyond reproach. Oh, and while we're at it college football is better without a playoff.
     
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    I have a jew fro thing going on myself, looks like the dude from WolfMother's hair when it is long. I grew it out once and found out all the praise girl's gave it was all lip service the minute I shaved it off. There was no styling it unless I wanted to spend hundreds on getting it straightened or relaxed or just pile on handfuls of grease each day. I don't think Locks of Love would even take my hair.
     
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    At least we can all agree that Missouri will never again be in one.
     
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    My phone plan is shitting the bed on me here.

    On the other hand, Audrey hasn't stolen any vital organs yet.
     
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    She's Jewish, man. Don't worry about your vital organs. But keep an eye on your foreskin.
     
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    Trying to figure out how to text Chompsky. Out og pay as you go, and Rogers won't let me buy more due to insufficient network coverage, and nobody around to tell me the wifi password. Fuck. And I csn't use instant messaging because Blackberry plans are fucked up like that.
     
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    I knew these videos would come back to haunt Ron Paul.
     
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    Can't you just nudge Audrey and ask to borrow her phone? Or, just root around in her purse for it.
     
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    So he's not gay??





    11 year olds are definitely the life of the party.
     
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    I lived in Hawaii for half of my life. I'm too used to sleeping when it's at least 70 degrees at night all the time.

    Edit: So coffee infused with guarana tastes like coffee infused with rank vagina. I'm going to drink all of this down, because I hate myself and because the lack of caffeine is my system is causing my head to cave in.
     
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    That's the reason Jewish men are circumcised.

    They used to hide their money in there because they knew that was the one place their wives would never find it.
     
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    I'm currently in the car with my family. This funeral is in the middle of nowhere Texas, and I think we are lost on some country highway. I wish I'd brought a flask.
     
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    Believe me, no one is more pissed about their move than I am. Dick.
     
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    You can always take solace in the fact that Vanderbilt is a probable win for you.
     
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    And the Aggies. Easy win.

    I can't wait to see A&M get completely assaulted.
     
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    What's up.

    Why didn't you just get the number and use a payphone or something? Aren't you in a place with 4 people, eh?
     
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    Hopefully they can stay relevant in basketball, and their second tier sports. I have not heard one sensible reason for either Mizzou or A&M heading to the SEC though. And I have no idea who is going to hate Kansas the way they so richly deserve now.

    On a lighter note here is something for the obsessive compulsives. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2nooOZ/www.cesmes.fi/
     
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    You can always tell a non-Canadian when they misuse the word, "eh".
     
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