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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    #5221 McSmallstuff, Dec 28, 2011
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    That stupid fucking website made my gums curl. I've got a twitch in my left eye and my mouse hand is numb from going back and forth.
     
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    I'm at my old high school field house so EL HUSBAND can lift. And I have my brother in law's iPad. I've never used one of these before but me likey.

    Oh, and I got married. We celebrated by eating gyros, cuz we're klassy like that.
     
    #5223 bewildered, Dec 28, 2011
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    Apparently I rep you far too much, so CONGRATULATIONS!!
     
    #5224 PIMPTRESS, Dec 28, 2011
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    I found a picture of ToyToy


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    And one of Nom

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    #5225 JC62, Dec 28, 2011
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    I don't mean to mention it too much but I am so flipping excited!

    Rahhhhhhhhhh!
     
    #5226 bewildered, Dec 28, 2011
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    I thought that was the entertainment at bewildered's wedding.
     
    #5227 Noland, Dec 28, 2011
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    The "real" wedding is in a couple months. that creature would freeze its tits off.
     
    #5228 bewildered, Dec 28, 2011
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    Congrats.
     
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    So where are the pictures? Bonus points if the groom is wearing one of his sweet work out shirts.
     
    #5230 McSmallstuff, Dec 28, 2011
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    Nothing says Honeymoon to Remember like teenage sweat stank and boredom.
     
    #5231 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 28, 2011
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    No pictures! He just wore a polo and dress pants. I wore a sweater and dress pants. Pretty low key but it was fine. The guy who married us at the courthouse was an ex marine and harassed us for 10 minutes afterwards.
     
    #5232 bewildered, Dec 28, 2011
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    It was an absolutely lovely Alabama service.

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    Congrats, lady.
     
    #5233 CharlesJohnson, Dec 28, 2011
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    You wore pants? Why are you making the poor man take off clothing? That's a bad bewildered!
     
    #5234 McSmallstuff, Dec 28, 2011
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    Dude, I just started bleeding out of my ginger today. All I want to. Do is to drink the whole bottle of champagne and curl up in the fetal position. Also, el husband He said he is going to start a troll account and mess with me on here. I Need to hide my Internet habits more obviously.
     
    #5235 bewildered, Dec 28, 2011
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    I just got a rep from bewildered saying "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaw." I mean this in the nicest way, but you are so Alabama.


    Also, why are you here? Shouldn't you two be fucking like bunny rabbits?

    Edit: oh. Your last post might explain it if you two are the sort who aren't down with that.
     
    #5236 MoreCowbell, Dec 28, 2011
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    Fair enough. But I thought all of you TiBettes dealt with that all at the same time of the month. I affectionately call that "go outside and play with my real life friends" week.
     
    #5237 McSmallstuff, Dec 28, 2011
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    That is exceptionally poor timing on your part.
     
    #5238 Noland, Dec 28, 2011
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    All of my clients are acting like rabies infested raccoons today. They need to go take a chill pill, and leave me the flying fuck alone.
     
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    Looks like you can start setting up the mannequin picnic early this go around.
     
    #5240 Frank, Dec 28, 2011
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