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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Diablo

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    Thank you to all you John Q. Taxpayers for giving everyone in my squadron basically the week off. Monday and Tuesday were holidays, half the squadron is still on Christmas leave, and were only flying maintenance flights this week. This means that the 15 or so pilots who are here are sitting around playing cell phone games all day...force protection at its finest!
     
    #5241 Diablo, Dec 28, 2011
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    Well I was going to ask if it was a shotgun wedding because you were knocked up. But you are bleeding out of your snizz. Either you had your baby today or you weren't knocked up in the first place.
     
    #5242 Kubla Kahn, Dec 28, 2011
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    Hot damn Echoes of Silence by the Weeknd is a damn good mixtape/album.



     
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    We should be thanking you guys/gals



    -John Q. Taxpayers
     
    #5244 GTE, Dec 28, 2011
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    Congrats and good luck to you two!

    So, did you guys opt for the double wide, or just going for mom's basement for the honeymoon?
     
    #5245 The Village Idiot, Dec 28, 2011
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    Pfff, like she wore white.
     
    #5246 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 28, 2011
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    Awesome. Typo.

    I hope it's because of the iPad autocorrect or something, so we can look forward to more.
     
    #5247 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 28, 2011
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    Yeah, my fat fingers+autocorrect spells disaster. Or ginger, whichever.

    We just plowed through some ice cream and now I am camping out in the bathroom. Fuck this shit.
     
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    I'm about to spend almost a $1000 on a computer. I keep looking at the subtotal while suppressing the urge to vomit before switching tabs.

    I want to cry and curl into the fetal position. Somebody hold me.
     
    #5249 MoreCowbell, Dec 28, 2011
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    So here's her wedding picture:
     

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  11. Devils Advocate

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    My coworker just spent $1000 on a yorkie so don't feel bad. I'd rather spent $1000 on a computer than a rat with long hair.
     
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    If only the public thought like that here in Australia.

    To tie in with what the guys were saying about Syria and Egypt and Afghan a few pages back, earlier this year you may have heard about some scandal involving Indonesia and the mistreatment of cattle at abatoirs. Around the same time Australia lost a few guys in Afghan. Local politicians were receiving hundreds of calls daily protesting about the cattle and how they were being treated and all the rest of the bullshit, in the same period not one call about the welfare of our troops.

    Fuck society and their stupid faces.
     
    #5252 Bundy Bear, Dec 28, 2011
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    As soon as I'm gainfully employed I plan on dropping 1.5K-2K on a rig. It's going to be a monster.
     
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    I've been watching the Sons of Guns marathon today. I've concluded that the show is pretty cool, but they don't really do anything creative at all.

    "Today, we gonna take this gun, and bolt it to this gun. And hope we sell 8 of em to make it worth our while."

    or

    "Today, we gonna take this gun and mount it on this car, and hope its as cool as it seems."

    Mix in the various shop workers flirting with Will's daughter, a few minutes of the daughter trying to reign in her man-child of a father and your half hour is done.
     
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    This military bowl is quite entertaining, but these announcers are annoying as hell. How does ESPN justify hiring a 15 year old high school jv football announcer to commentate a nationally televised bowl game?
     
    #5255 Diablo, Dec 28, 2011
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    The place was empty, though.

    The line out of Katz must have been at least 50 metres out the door, though. Not worth the effort.
     
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    At least she won't have to worry about filling her purse up with stuff. The dog will see to it that it is filled with shit and piss. Seriously, this makes me irrationally angry. Plenty of pound dogs need a home but this twit blows one thousand fucking dollars on a tiny, no doubt inbred, yippie thing that will die in 9 years. If it gets lucky. My uncle's widow had 4 of these things. Sweet enough, but never shut the fuck up, and she never house trained them. I can't imagine 9-11 years of animals shitting up my house or a person being too useless to do anything but giggle and pick up hunks of runny shit 4 times a day. I hope a meteor lands on her fucking empty head.

    Onto better things...

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    I just made a version of this with leftover mojo pork and homemade pickles. You want this. You need this.
     
    #5257 CharlesJohnson, Dec 28, 2011
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    My roomate's gf did the same thing, only spent more money buying a miniature "imperial" shih tzu. Its not a "recognized" breed by the AKC, or wasn't last I looked, so its an inbred runt. It prefers to shit and piss in the house rather than outside, same as her old shih tzu did. If you cannot train a dog to at least shit and piss outside you do not qualify for dog ownership and generally suck as a person. She doesn't even punish it. Reason number 1 in a long line of reasons not to buy a dog as a purse adornment. I'm not a cat person but I feel like cats are more honest than tiny dogs. At least a cat looks at you and says (in my mind anyway) "Fuck off. What did you expect I'm a cat. Asshole." But these tiny dogs claim "Hey man I'm a dog, you know; your best friend. I'm just smaller and cuter than any other dog in the world. Even cuter than the other fake...I mean small dogs. I'm awesome and I know it". No, tiny, miniature "imperial" shih tzu I disagree with your assesment.

    I figure if you want a dog, get a dog. By dog I mean a real dog. If you want something smaller than a dog be honest with yourself and just get a cat. Its more respectable.
     
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    Fixed that for you. A dog that isn't bigger than a basketball is not a dog, it's a fucking rat.
     
    #5260 Bundy Bear, Dec 28, 2011
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