Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 266 of 356
  1. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,363
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,570
    Why did you respond to my post with a picture of a bald dude looking confused and carrying two grapefruits under his arms?

    Or, was that supposed to be Sinead O'Connor?
     
    #5301 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 29, 2011
  2. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    982
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,075
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Perhaps having a smile that looks like you chew Sharpie markers for a living and breath that could gag a Brazillian pimp from thirty feet is a slippery slope towards a downside but DAMN check out that frame.

    Also, fuck me:


    ..I'm guessing it's probably fake in some way, but DAMN I laughed hard.
     
    #5302 Crown Royal, Dec 29, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  3. Gator

    Gator
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,062
    Please.

    A real man recognizes instantly that it's a girl with large real tits lying on her back.

    In flats.
     
    #5303 Gator, Dec 29, 2011
  4. PIMPTRESS

    PIMPTRESS
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    79
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,239
    Location:
    Denver-ish

    Well, eating disorders are pretty scary. The problem is the self perception. You can't stop, because every time you look in the mirror you see Shrek. Also forcing yourself to hurl after every meal really fucks up your esophagus, stomach acids rot your teeth, hair falls out and you eventually look like you have been smoking meth awhile.


    It's all worth it for your love and admiration via TIB, though. I'll be sure to wear heels.
     
    #5304 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
  5. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,363
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,570


    I just PM'd her to see if she'll post in the Boobie thread.
     

    Attached Files:

    #5305 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 29, 2011
  6. Gator

    Gator
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,062


    8===>------( o Y o )
     
    #5306 Gator, Dec 29, 2011
  7. PIMPTRESS

    PIMPTRESS
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    79
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,239
    Location:
    Denver-ish

    I wrote a paper on eating disorders for Psych 2 that was SO fucking depressing. The case study was a girl who taped a week of her life as a bulimic. She would not eat unless she knew she could hurl after. She would gorge on food, feel like a pig, cry and puke. She lied to people constantly about it, her hair was falling out in clumps and her teeth were crumbling.

    The saddest part? She used to be pretty and never was fat to begin with (according to my tastes, I seem to prefer the BBW, according to some).
     
    #5307 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
  8. PIMPTRESS

    PIMPTRESS
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    79
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,239
    Location:
    Denver-ish
    We need some nudity...


    [​IMG]



    [​IMG]




    [​IMG]
     
    #5308 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
  9. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    Steven Levinkron "Cutting". Best psyche book I have or will ever read. Completely changed my world view on depression and a person's sadness. Bulimia, anorexia, cutting, booze, sex, drugs, even choking is all succor to some people. We get calmed down by a couple beers or 18, others NEED to regulate their diet, slice themselves, all as some sort of control over their bodies. Lots of sexually abused people do this ritualized kind of stuff. Not just body dismorphics. It's also one of those books that make you sick to your fucking stomach at the human garbage some people call "parents."

    I saw a girl for a few months. Never ate around me, thinning hair, acid stained teeth, gaunt features. Pill head klepto. Fucking gorgeous girl. Really fun too. Her mom did a number on her though. Bulimia/anorexic to the point where she got down to maybe 95 pounds. She seems to have found a nice medium now. Too bad she prematurely wrinkled herself at 24 (smoking didn't help.)

    On a much happier note one of the neighborhood cats either left me a present. Spent all morning busting my back at work. Come home to find a half desiccated snake covered in fat flies on my porch. Love burying rotting animal right before lunch.
     
    #5309 CharlesJohnson, Dec 29, 2011
  10. PIMPTRESS

    PIMPTRESS
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    79
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,239
    Location:
    Denver-ish

    You should've made it into a belt or a sex harness. What a waste.
     
    #5310 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
  11. Noland

    Noland
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    41
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,237
    Location:
    New Orleans
    Or called dixiebandit so he could have had dinner.
     
    #5311 Noland, Dec 29, 2011
  12. Devils Advocate

    Devils Advocate
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2010
    Messages:
    417
    Location:
    Florida
    You should bury some of your Hawaiian shirts along with it.
     
    #5312 Devils Advocate, Dec 29, 2011
  13. xrayvision

    xrayvision
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    529
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    6,428
    Location:
    Hyewston
    I dunno. I just thought she was kinda hot. Who likes a girl that eats, anyhow? Only fat girls eat and NO ONE likes a fat girl.
     
    #5313 xrayvision, Dec 29, 2011
  14. lust4life

    lust4life
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,562
    Location:
    Deepinthehearta, TX
    Freddie did. Sorta.

    [youtube]http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0[/youtube]
     
    #5314 lust4life, Dec 29, 2011
  15. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    982
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,075
    Location:
    London, Ontario

    [​IMG]
     
    #5315 Crown Royal, Dec 29, 2011
  16. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    982
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,075
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    What, like there's something wrong with Hawaiian shirts now!?!? There's no article of clothing on earth that allows a man to advertise awesome in such a way. Just march me straight into a gas shower while you're at it.
     
    #5316 Crown Royal, Dec 29, 2011
  17. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    Imagine how glorious it would be. that bit of blessed seed in the ground. The first Hawaiian Shirt tree springs to life. Parrot Heads and rum swillers the world over would pilgrimage to my front lawn to leave bottles of tequila, rum, and middle aged women with rocking boob jobs. Forget the Virgin of Fatima. The Tree of a Thousand Hulas.
     
    #5317 CharlesJohnson, Dec 29, 2011
  18. Devils Advocate

    Devils Advocate
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2010
    Messages:
    417
    Location:
    Florida
    There has ALWAYS been something wrong with Hawaiian shirts. I despise Hawaiian shirts. There is nothing awesome about a Hawaiian shirt. They are tacky and ugly. I associate Hawaiian shirts with laziness and old people. Unless you are a surfer, living in Hawaii, with glorious abs, you should not be allowed to wear an Hawaiian shirt.

    What the fuck kind of strange dreamland do you live in? I think you have been hit in the head by one too many coconuts.
     
    #5318 Devils Advocate, Dec 29, 2011
  19. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    Well, there are two kind of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts. And Crown Royal doesn't look like a gay guy to me.
     
    #5319 Nom Chompsky, Dec 29, 2011
  20. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,363
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,570
    Before the wolf shirt people start arguing with you . . . behold.

     

    Attached Files:

    #5320 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 29, 2011
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 266 of 356
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.