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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Why are all the idiots being assholes, damn it!!!

    I don't hate ballsack, he brings a certain rich texture to the board and has inspired some fantastic conversations/jokes. He's like a little kid here, he gets the most attention being a jackass.

    Just keep him away from my hairbrush.
     
    #5361 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
  2. guernica

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    I'm a couple of pages late, but there was a white girl with an outrageous ghetto booty at the party I was at boxing day.

    It was amazing
     
    #5362 guernica, Dec 29, 2011
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    I don't think people hate ballsack on here. I think he hates himself. And he goes through phases of varying severity. The more he hates himself, the more he puts down others. This happens when you see the self aggrandizing statements or when he tries to elevate his status based on material things that most of us don't really care about.

    When he calls people gay, it's because he's projecting his own tendencies onto others. After all, how many people on here do shit to other guys assholes?(don't everyone jump up at once) When he's feeling good, you hear about the nice things he does with Futurewife and how he feels about her.

    All in all, I think he's a pretty cool dude with funny jokes. But I also think the whole ballsack persona is somewhat transparent.

    My 2 cents.
     
    #5363 xrayvision, Dec 29, 2011
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    I love this pic!

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    mmm, water


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    #5364 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
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    I have zero NY plans. The Guy asked me what I wanted to do and all I could really think of was sleep...Sad?
     
    #5365 shimmered, Dec 29, 2011
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    That's my big plan, maybe I'll have a couple of drinks but I have no intention of making a big deal of it.
     
    #5366 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
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    Wow, surprised people misunderstand my 'poking' ballsack, he's actually one of my favorite posters, especially to spar with. I don't hate the guy in the least, and I find his unfiltered brand of humor to be hilarious. Sorry if that wasn't clear from the tenor of my posts. Anyway,

    Ballsack's a fag.

    I'll try. How successfully? Not quite sure...
     
    #5367 The Village Idiot, Dec 29, 2011
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    That's what happens when you get older, especially if you're in a relationship. As for me, odds are I'm gonna get drunk somewhere.

    Who am I kidding, I'll be on here as the ball drops....
     
    #5368 fleafly, Dec 29, 2011
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    I wish someplace delivered alcohol.
     
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  10. shimmered

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    This song is the subject of my next tattoo.
     
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    It's kinda lame...it's the first NYE I won't be with the kids, on my period, or working in YEARS. And all I want to do is sleep. *sigh*
     
    #5371 shimmered, Dec 29, 2011
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    Odd choice, but OK. Not my body.

    All this Hawaiian shirt talk. I just wore one to get my haircut. Like a boss.

    Recently I started shaving my goatee off. Had it for years. Couldn't stand the way my jaw looked. Now I wonder why I waited so fucking long to do it. Had hair down to my tits when I was 20. Once it was off I wondered why I waited so damn long to go short. Same with a buzz cut. Same with tailored clothes, straight bourbon, and shaving the hair off my ass cheeks.

    I can't think of more than 5 or so "right" things I did in my 20s. Hmmph. All reflective 'n shit before I even have a drink.
     
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    Wax is the way to go. I'd do it for you, for a fee.
     
    #5373 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
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    I thought we were cool. Now what's this nonsense? I'll pay the fee, but throw in some back waxing and a taint scrub. You'll have yourself a deal.
     
    #5374 CharlesJohnson, Dec 29, 2011
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    I have been curious about anal bleaching...let me put the whole deal on youtube and we have got a deal.


    I'll be snapping my rubber gloves...
     
    #5375 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
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    Ring in the new year with sexy time.
     
    #5376 McSmallstuff, Dec 29, 2011
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    For you, Big Mizzou

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    #5377 Nom Chompsky, Dec 29, 2011
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    Asstastic.
     
    #5378 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2011
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    Great. Now I'm going to end up staring at the next shirtless buff dude I see, trying to see if I can make an ass out. That could lead to a wonderful conversation.
     
    #5379 StayFrosty, Dec 29, 2011
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    Dear lord, that's a man, isn't it.

    In unrelated news, I am awfully glad I wiped that white dipping sauce off of my face at pommes frites the other night before audrey could take a picture. That would have looked really gay.
     
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