The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

BOOM insulin shots! I hope you have good insurance.

 

If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right.

 

I ALSO ASKED YOU TO LEAVE SOME SIGN THAT YOU WERE ALIVE BUT YOU DIDN'T. I have to get all my news from TiB these days.

 

Their not fat you ass hat they are just big, and there is no history of diabetes in any of their family history. Dick.

These are not fat kids, they are just large.

 

Of course YOU'D say that.

Weren't you just offering to stick your tongue in some trannie's shitpussy?

They're not the be-all/end-all, but they are nice to look at.

 

Dude, both my father and cousin played there. And a bunch of my family has gone to school there as well. Notre Dame is part of a family tradition. I love 'em, and I'm not going to apologize for it.

 

Its ok big guy, I forgive you.

Just because you might be bigger than me and based on those plates I'm pretty sure I could easily run into you at a tailgate while I'm praying for a Purdue miracle next year.

 

Nope. My dad's not a member of the melanin challenged.

 

Just made a beer run that would make God smear his fat titties on cold glass.

Southern Tier Choklat
Cigar City Maduro Brown
Stone Double Bastard (fuck my balls I haven't had this yet)
Weyebacher Tiny Imperial Stout
Gouden Couralis Winter Belgian
Ayinger Brau-Weisse

I could drop an easy grand in the beer store.

 

Hell PM me next season. I'm always up to meet more drunks. And unlike Purdue fans I have no problem with your school. Hell I've had some fun times around that campus. The Neon Cactus is always a great time.

 

Not true! Not True.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/space/4279691

 

At least Big has a connection to Notre Dame and doesn't root for them because they are on TV or he's Catholic, two reasons I often hear that make me wanna scream.

Also, Kat Dennings does NOTHING for me. I won't call her a common stock pig, but I bet she goes Kelly Clarkson inflated in the next 5 years.

 

She's tiiiiiny in person. And almost, when competing, too hard.
And a breast cancer survivor. That's why she's got fakes.

 

Part of my favorite scene from Mr. Mom* . . .

*Mr. Mom is a film starring a man name Michael Keaton, that came out when I was in highschool, i.e. before you all were born.

 

My girlfriends Mom is the most horrible person I know. Last night she called my girlfriend and asked her to come home because she may need someone to take her to the hospital over night if the pain in her back gets to severe. She was not going to take her medication for the slipped disk because she "didn't like the side effects".

My girlfriend lives a couple of hours away. Her mom has 4 other children that live within 15 minutes from her. She has control issues. Which is why my girlfriend moved away from her. Now since she has exhausted all other forms of control, she is using her health to control my girlfriend.

Her mom is clinically depressed, may have munchausen syndrome, and I believe she has some other mental illness that is undiagnosed. She is just and evil bitch.

So anyway, my girlfriend comes home and finds out nothing is wrong with her mom. She just wanted a ride to a doctors appointment the next day. WHY IN THE FUCK COULDN'T SOMEONE ELSE DO THIS?

My girlfriend gets in a fight with her mother, but still takes her to her doctors appointment. She could walk fine before she got to the doctors office, but once there, being the attention whore she is, requested a wheel chair. Where apparently she told the doctor she wanted to die because my girlfriend doesn't love her. Now she is on her way to the loony bin for a mandatory 72 hour hold.

Her mom is dying anyway. She is in horrible health. The doctors have told her she needs to improve her lifestyle or she will die, and she hasn't done jack shit. I feel she should be in assisted living as is.

My girlfriend is stressed out as all fuck. This stresses me out also.

This post has two points:
1. I am going to drink myself into a state of retardation with the girl tonight.
2. How in the fuck do you guys deal with crazy family members?

I have suggested cutting off all contact, because she hasn't had a positive interaction with her since she moved away 3 years ago. Apparently she can't do that because she still loves her Dad, and her sister that lives at home.

I have never been happier to have sane loving parents.

 

Well Free Bus I would feel bad for you, but you're a poopy face who puts bad juju on children. So kisseth my large rear end. I do feel bad for your girl though.

 

My mom just sent an email out to the family, asking when we wanted to do our 'Christmas' gathering.

Not a big deal, EXCEPT THAT SHE INCLUDED THE UNCLE (her brother) WHO SPENT YEARS MOLESTING ME.

And, when I said I had no part in being around him, she paints ME as the asshole.

Fucking irrational goddamn bullshit, that.

 

I bought some candy yesterday named juju coins. I thought it may have been a racist product.

 

Pick me pick me!



Goddammit.
I'm the asshole here. Really.

I am so ready to leave work today.

 

Here is Parker with your New Oreans report: "Holy fuck it is wild down here. There are college players walking around, some of the hottest people I've ever seen, some of the ugliest people I've ever seen. The strippers get mad if you don't touch them, and handjobs cost 12 bucks if you've already bought a lapdance."

Sharon, back to you for the weather and traffic.