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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Backroom

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    So I live in a relatively small town, where my profession is frowned upon, and where I stick out. I've decided to go out to the one bar in town where "they don't hate us as much."

    I might be dead in about 2 hours.
     
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  2. MoreCowbell

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    audrey, you forgot to mention that they've also repeatedly found large numbers of T drivers on the job high/drunk. You're right, the T is clearly the worst of that bunch. Has no real redeeming features.
     
    #5562 MoreCowbell, Dec 30, 2011
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    God I hate the fucking buses in Boston sometimes.

    They come at basically no correlation to the schedule, at least where I am. Planning anything is a goddamn nightmare.
     
    #5563 Nom Chompsky, Dec 30, 2011
  4. Aetius

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    Yeah, I don't fuck around with the bus. It's either the T, the commuter rail, or my car.
     
    #5564 Aetius, Dec 30, 2011
  5. Durbanite

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    Same thing in Durban. The buses are completely random.

    This is your other choice...



    Note that more than one taxi appears in that video...

    Also, Bushmills rocks, especially with semi-frozen water that is still mostly ice. it really hits the spot with Durban's summer heat.
     
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  6. babyface

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    It depends. Does that something affect the health and well-being of Futurewife, or is she just trying to pry into your past (and I realize there is a fine line between the two).
     
    #5566 babyface, Dec 30, 2011
  7. Gravitas

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  8. fleafly

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    I think there is a difference. Do you have an example?
     
    #5568 fleafly, Dec 30, 2011
  9. Jimmy James

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    ballsack: You know I totally hate minorities and do cocaine, right?
    FW: WHAT?!
    ballsack: I thought it was implied.
     
    #5569 Jimmy James, Dec 30, 2011
  10. kuhjäger

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    I can think of one for me:

    "Did I ever tell you about the time I fucked one girlfriend without a condom, got on a plane, and then had another girlfriend give me a blowjob an hour or so later without so much as washing my self."
     
    #5570 kuhjäger, Dec 30, 2011
  11. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Bad, in varying degrees:

    "It's not like I was hiding that instead of working late I was out at the bar, it just never came up in conversation!"
    "It's not like I was hiding that the 'friend' I was staying with on my trip last month was my ex-girlfriend, it just never came up in conversation!"
    "It's not like I was hiding that I cheated on you, it just never came up in conversation!"
    "It's not like I was hiding that I murdered three people ten years ago, it just never came up in conversation!"
    "It's not like I was hiding my collection of kiddie porn, it just never came up in conversation!"

    Fine:

    "It's not like I was hiding that I was a cheerleader in college, it just never came up in conversation!"
    "It's not like I was hiding that the person who helped me pick out my new suit was a very attractive shopgirl, it just never came up in conversation!"

    Etc. If you're not telling her something embarrassing or insignificant, then it's not coming up in the conversation. If she doesn't know about it because you know it would bother her (which it sounds like it did), then it's being hidden. It's kind of like the "lying by omission" thing.
     
    #5571 audreymonroe, Dec 30, 2011
  12. fleafly

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    I knew someone would find the words for what I wanted to say. I also think it has a lot to do with past or present.
     
    #5572 fleafly, Dec 30, 2011
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    Are spouses entitled to know every detail of your life before you two met? Unless you killed a guy, have some mean herp, or went down for sexual assault, etc, I think particular indiscretions shouldn't be held accountable. Then again once a cheating cokewhore, always a cheating pig, you may just not have an excuse to do so at the moment.

    Anyway, JAM:

     
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  14. StayFrosty

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    A week ago, I traded in smokes for dip, with a plan to quit on the 1st. I transitioned easily enough, and ended up going all day without dip (if you've never dipped, doing it on an empty stomach, especially if you've already puked, is no bueno). So, almost 24 hours without any nicotine intake, and since I was feeling like shit all day, I couldn't even notice any withdrawal symptoms.

    Now I just need to start a company that charges out the ass to give people stomach viruses in the name of quitting dip.

    Also, from the wording of sack's post, it reads to me that SHE is the one that "never brought it up in conversation" and he's the one that isn't too happy about it. She probably smiled at a black dude or something.
     
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    Should I drink another glass of Scotch, switch it up with some Captain and Coke, or go straight to beer?

    I need someone else to make my decision for me.

    Edit: Decided on more whisky! realized that my new Whisky Stones that I got for Christmas are cold now, so I had to try one out.
     
    #5575 Fernanthonies, Dec 30, 2011
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    Her:"you're a PEDOPHILE???"

    Him: "Registered sex offender. I thought you checked the website."
     
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  17. shimmered

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    Brother emailed my mother and essentially asked her if she was out of her goddamned mind, and told her to pull her head out of her ass.
    *sigh*
    NOTHING is ever easy, is it?

    In other news, fucking A I love post Christmas sales - I got a pair of pants, a sports bra, and The Guy a pair of shorts from LuluLemon today for what the one pair of pants would have cost not on sale.
     
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  18. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    It's annoying that blueberries are always a crapshoot. Sometimes the store has ones that are deliciously flavorful and tart, while other times they have texture and mouthfeel and not much else.
     
    #5578 Trakiel, Dec 30, 2011
  19. Durbanite

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    Three items for the price of one is always a score in my book. Then again, I'm pretty cheap when it comes to clothes...

    Why is it that I seem to be the only one drinking?
     
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    Because some of us are still at work.


    Though, I did start the day drinking...hrm.
     
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