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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Gravitas

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    If you think that is a difference compare El Paso and Juarez.

    So El Paso has .8 people murdered per 100,000 while Juarez is in the neighborhood of 130. Detroit is 34.5 per 100,000.
     
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    Pub crawl was fucking epic. Came home and went to check the drunk thread and woke up 4 hours later on the couch with coins stuck to my side and the house a bit of a furnace, good times.


    Giggity.

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    I'm bored. I just got home from a dinner where the mean age was 67.3 years.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Was the "nice" age younger?
     
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    Hans Britz, so nice to seeee youu.
     
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    Pretty drunk, at way too much this weekend, and, I saw this guy last night.
     
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    My friend did Rock of Ages with this girl. I think I have a new girl-crush.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BwNpaxkhefI#" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... NpaxkhefI#</a>!
     
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    Sometimes work just takes too fucking long.

    How in the fuck do I still have two hours to go?

    Good thing I have some George R. R. Martin to entertain me.
     
    #548 Gravitas, Nov 26, 2011
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    She is quite attractive but she should leave that costume to pre-pubescent children at the beach and dress more like this...

    [​IMG]

    You know, for comfort.
     
    #549 JWags, Nov 26, 2011
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    I lost all my money in poker. Now I am DJ. Thanks to Spotify I found this song by typing in "dick":



    I am never drink pokering again. The only solution at this point is to continue drinking to oblivion. See y'all on the other side.
     
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    Tonight's theme is dicks.



    Me: squirts a bunch of reddi whip into my mouth
    Friend: Isn't your wedding in like 3 months?


    I'm so glad my friends are watching out for me.
     
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    I'm the farthest thing from a UNC fan, but got damn Kendall Marshall is a hell of a PG and a pleasure to watch. That dude running the break is poetry in motion.
     
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    I was going to start some real shit with my parasitology prof on Monday by wearing ND paraphernalia because he is a huge Stanford fan but we lost. There is less shit and more mocking potential if I do that. Damnit.
     
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    i just realized that my front window is open, the speakers are under it, and the rectory is right across the street. Hahahhhaa
     
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    Fuck finals. While the rest of you idiots are out drinking, trying to get lucky, and having dinner at the nursing home (I'm looking at you TX) I'm busy working on my fucking contracts outline. On the plus side, I bought a $12 estate pipe at a small shop today and picked up some tobacco on my way home from the library this evening. The best thing about my weekend is checking out the ETDDT.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzMzVL06gb0Y%26sns%3Dfb&sns=fb&v=zMzVL06gb0Y&gl=CA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri= ... gb0Y&gl=CA</a>



    I'm a wee bit drunk and real bad with computers. sorry for not knowing how to post a youtube link. Last wdt I said I was going to snowmobile grass drags at a friends farm. Here is a video. It ran from noon till about six. By the end of the day guys were running their truck down the field


    F that doesn't work search 'grass drags paris'

    Sorry its' paris grass drags ' and the video is 6:16 min
     
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    Whiskey and tonic water is my new drink. This is amazing. Love. Almost love. Luuurrrvee
     
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    Yeah, that didn't work at all.

     
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    I am NOT enjoying my first sober Saturday night in 7 1/2 years. I fainted at work 3 times tonight, which apparently doesn't make me productive, so home I went. Seriously people, this fucking blows. What goes on around here? I'm always too shitfaced to post.
     
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