The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Well, I'm starting. Don't worry, snobs, I'm not breaking into any of the cheap wine, just yet. I'm actually having an award winning local beer.

It's won some sort of Blue Ribbon, in fact.

 

You know, I may live in Oklahoma, but I have at least managed to surround myself with laid back, drama free people. For the most part.

Also, after having heard of it so many times, I finally looked up what LuluLemon was, because I didn't have a Goddamned clue. Looks like the kind of stuff The Girlfriend would like, but being a Jazzercise instructor, she get's most of her stuff from them (because she has to wear Jazzercise brand stuff).

Finally, You're not the only one drinking Durb. I just finished my third glass of scotch, so I'm thinking it's time to move to beer.

 

I'm a huge fan of the lulu stuff. It doesn't stink.

 

Sam Adams Winter Lager should do the trick. Got some Domino's Pizza on the way, The GF is on her way home, just waiting for night two of the Umphrey's McGee live webcast to start. Should be a good night.

I also have a sneaking suspicion that I'll be hungover tomorrow.

 

Why the fuck would you ruin Sam Adams Winter Lager with Domino's "pizza"?

 

I like Dominoes.

 

I find that the only people that say things like that, Audrey, are the people that haven't had Dominos in a couple years, since the days that they sucked.

These days their pizza is fucking delicious.

 

I need something to mix with my rum. All we have is orange juice, and I can't stand drinking rum straight (plus it gets me way to drunk way to fast, and I want to enjoy getting drunk tonight).

I think it is time for a trip to the store.

By the way, on the list of craphole cities, I'm willing to vote Detroit, as well. It pains me that I have to visit there several times a year to visit family.

In terms of cities I've enjoyed, Chicago, Nashville, and New Orleans, in that order. Chicago because I am just a homer for everything about that city, Nashville is likely because I went there twice in high school and college, and enjoyed getting drunk and the live music, and New Orleans because the wife and I have college friends that live there and were able to show us around and show us how to avoid the shittier parts of the city.

 

I'd rather pizza from any local Italian pizza place than from any chain (dominos, papa johns, pizza hut, etc).

 

Good answer

 

How many times do I need to point out that I live in Oklahoma?

I've been to Chicago twice. Once for a high school band trip, so 'meh' but it was fun. Again in 2005 with my best friend for a NYE concert. We stayed in the Palmer House Hilton right in down town (for ~$50 a night!) for 4 days and had a fucking blast. One of the best road trips I've taken as well as one of the best NYE's I've ever had.

 

First of all, Nom, I'm disappointed in you.

Second of all, the one and only time I ate Domino's pizza was three years ago. I've never had to spit out any other food than that thing. I thought I was accidentally eating the bottom of the cardboard box along with the crust but, no, it was just the crust. And I was high (hence why I ordered a Domino's pizza after seeing a commercial for them) and I still couldn't eat it.

I'm not snobby about pizza (that's pretty much the one New York Pride thing I'm not snobby about), but Domino's is garbage.

In other news, I'm pretty sure my friend that just moved in with me brought a poltergeist into our apartment. Has anyone seen that movie? How do I get rid of it?

 

First of all audrey, I'm still upset that that bar seemingly had endless amounts of winter lager for the cute girl, but none for the gangly fellow in the cupcake shirt.

Second of all, peppermint schnapps + hot chocolate is a delightful winter treat.

 

Never have seen the movie, but I'd assume you could put up a crucifix or two and blast Kesha on your PC while you play Miley Cyrus on some other speakers. This way, the poltergeist has one of two options: Flee in terror from the agony of the music, or jump up on the couch and start dancing like a sorority ho only wishes she could.

Or just call the Ghostbusters.

To each his own, cupcake.

 

I'm jealous of all this alcohol talk. I haven't drank like I should in over a month.

 

Just wear Richard Simmons shorts


Finally off work, now to watch the UFC fights and drink a lot to start off my 4 day weekend.

 

It was Ihop all over again. I'm sorry.

And that sounds delicious.

And you know what I keep laughing about? When you were testing me on my ability to be the phone girl at an S&M dungeon and I responded to not being able to understand your request with a "Whatchu say, gurl?" I keep trying to put it in other conversations, but it has been a bit clunky. My time will come, I'm sure.

Just like how oh, I don't know, 300 pages back or so someone said "Everything's coming up Millhouse" and it made me really happy, so I've been saying that too, but apparently no one I know watched The Simpsons at its prime.

 

There you go. They did some big time restructuring about 2 years ago and completely redid everything. Their pizza is actually pretty damn good now (for franchise pizza), but yeah, three years ago their pizza was the worst.

Also, that thing about rum and vodka and pouring things down the drain...I'm too lazy to quote it. Replace vodka with whisky, and I wholeheartedly agree.

 

I live in Bumfuck Virginia and we have local Italian joints. I just assumed everyone had at least one or two. My condolences on your shitty pizza situation.