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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Diablo

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    Is anyone else seeing the cougar life ad up top or is it just pg and I?
     
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    I have an add for high-speed internet that I already have. Usually it's mountaineering gear. So, maybe you should consider your browsing habits?
     
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    I got Flo from Progressive. Either way I'm beating off.
     
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    Mine is Geico but a lot of the time it is for UConn gear. What the fuck are you looking up Diablo, some old whores to take care of you?
     
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    I'm getting ChristianSingles. Proof that some of these ads are casting a very wide net.

    Also, if some of you get a Hangout together, I'll join in.
     
    #5605 StayFrosty, Dec 30, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I always feel like it's going to be a good night when I have my red cowboy boots on.
     
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    Hier soir m'a trompe. J'attend un pizza, fourni dans un four a bois. J'ai vomi duex fois ce soir et j'essaie de ne le faire pas encorre. In front of a cute asian girl too!! my body fails me..
     
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    I'm more concerned about why I'm seeing this ad, and why it hasn't changed in, what, a week or more? I'm not old enough to be a cougar, nor am I interested in hooking up with one, and I don't think anything in my search history on my phone indicates otherwise.

    I tried a deep fried Snickers bar tonight. It was delicious. 'Merica!
     
    #5608 Pussy Galore, Dec 30, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    I've never banged a cougar, but I did get a handjibber from a drunk ocelot once.
     
    #5609 Nom Chompsky, Dec 30, 2011
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    I've got Comedy Central on in the background. All these Trojan bareskin condom commercials are a depressing reminder of just how much sex I'm not having. God damn heartaches suck.

    In other news, heard this the other day. Awesome.

     
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    Which one is she?
     
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    Mine is for 26 yo Asian chicks. Boy, that interwebz is one smart motherfucker.
     
    #5612 lust4life, Dec 30, 2011
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    I was always partial to the bookworm over the athletic type myself.
     
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    My banner is currently for Wells Fargo, so here is what is odd about that. We recently refinanced our mortgage, we got a notice today that it was sold to Wells Fargo, first payment due Jan 1. No invoice was included, so I called them to see how I was supposed to pay. I never did anything on the internet. HOW DO THEY KNOW, ARE THEY WATCHING ME?

    Or it could be that my phone and internet are through the same so maybe they monitor your phone history too. Had no idea that was a possibility. So....who have you guys been calling?
     
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    What the fuck kind of winter is this?

    I'm 60 miles south of Canada and we have no snow on the ground. None. Just dead grass and trees without leaves. It's highly depressing.

    And to top it off, I heard someone blowing off dynamite today. I wanted to go make friends and show them the cool shit they could be doing like fishing, or making sculptures out of 1978 Pintos instead of just making random booms. And I presume giggling.
     
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    Apparently Queen-Bee.
     
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    I made some purchases from Village Hat Shop recently, so I can understand seeing their ads, but Asian chicks followed by engagement rings? I've been married 23 years to a German-Italian. The only Asian chicks I encounter are at the restaurants, dry cleaners and hospitals. And campus. Lots of them on campus.
     
    #5617 lust4life, Dec 30, 2011
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    I have World of Warcraft for my banner-ad....I never thought I was a nerd, but now I'm rethinking everything....
     
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    I recently looked up some information on real estate on my to phone for my hometown I'm staying at in Idaho. My phone is registered in Mississippi.

    My phone is impossible to trace to me.

    The first link Google threw out was for my car insurance provider. Nothing to do with real estate at all.

    Big brother is apparently watching.
     
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    You don't need dynamite for the Pinto. Just push a shopping cart into the rear and it explodes all by itself. Work for Crown Vic's, too!
     
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