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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    I like the way you think.

    Here is some more.

     
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    For having started drinking straight whisky at about 4 pm, I am nowhere near as drunk as I thought I would have been. That's alright, just means I'll be that much more ready for the Champagne shit fest that will be tomorrow night. Unless, you know...I turn into an old man again and use moderation...fuck my life.

    Also, am I the only one getting the "Afterschool All-Stars" add up top?
     
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    I just got a mental picture of six people, in a split screen, all sitting in front of their computers while drinking and/or smoking, and swaying back and forth while listening to YouTube videos suggested by the others. They are also talking aloud as they type, saying everything that they are typing out loud.

    I think I've watched too much Community and I am turning into Abed. I'm picturing TiB as a television show, now.

    Interesting topic: if TiB were a TV show, who would play you? Who would play other posters?
     
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    I am original, dammit!!


     
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    Really? I thought a good person to play you might be

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    Only minus the awful pop songs. Or:

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    I have no idea who would play me but they would have to be big, ranga and a drunk.

    Courtesy of the old fella.

     
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    Well, maybe... she is pretty hot...
     
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    Uhhh...
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    ?
     
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    Okay Bundy Bear, you're a cool guy, but you could do A LOT better than "Stairway to Heaven." I am just completely nauseated by the sound of that song, as is Robert Plant; he's been quoted as referring to it as "that bloody wedding song."

    Now here's a GOOD Led Zeppelin song:



    And these:


     
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    NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

    Dirty roid munching little dicked not even funny herpes addict.

    You can do better can't you.
     
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    It was an old man request to be played so I thought I would share some of his music taste seeing as how he is partially responsible for mine.

    Saw these guys live this year, fucking awesome.

     
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    Uhh...



    Also, Zoey Delskdfel is way hotter than Katy Perry.
     
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    Hmm...

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    I think he fits. Pretty perfectly, actually.
     
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    Maybe in twenty years, also I'm not that angry haha.
     
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    Danny Bonaduce is only 5'4"? That's a whole lot of angry packed into a wee little body.
     
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    I'm 6'3 so that may not work so well.
     
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    It's funny that you mention "It's Always Sunny..."
    A couple of years ago, I posted a picture of myself on this board, and someone said that I looked like Mac. He and I aren't a complete match, but I could see how someone could mistake us:
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    You're gonna have to dig up my picture if you want to know what I really look like.
     
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    You ever had a great part of your life destroyed by a girl that didn't even seem to know you liked her? Sorry, I think I'm bringing it back to the guys/girls friends thing. Girls, you're all aware when your guy friends want you, right? Like, if you're not responding, that's the end of it?


    Girl has repeatedly referred to me as her "might as well be my brother". I think I'm out for the count on that one. But it's been motivating me to work out for the last couple weeks, since she's dating fucking Superman.

    I'm Jimmy Olsen, but my pockets contain nan Kryptonite.
     
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    Happy new years Idiots, 4 years until the end of this shitty crap arse eyar but I'm out. Catch you on the flip side.
     
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    Aubrey Plaza. We only look vaguely similar, but after I started watching Parks and Recreation I finally had an answer to this question, which I for some reason think about a lot.

    Maybe Kat Dennings too.

    Hey, did you guys expect MoreCowbell to be able to dance? He was totally holding his own tonight.

    In related news, I don't know why I suck so badly at keeping tabs on TiBers in real life. One moment my friend and I were meeting him outside, the next moment we had waited so long we were cold again so we went back inside, and then she left and I was perched on the speaker like a hipster gargoyle trying to find him until I checked my phone to discover he had left 40 minutes ago. Oops.
     
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