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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Also, I find it funny that people bothered red dotting the spam bot.
     
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  2. McSmallstuff

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    Apparently I'm the only drunk idiot on the WDT. I am simultaneously proud and ashamed right now.
     
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    I know. Ridiculous. Who doesn't want to go on the Canada goose expedition?
     
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    Yep. You'd think she'd have gotten the hint when I was going down on her and then later told her I loved her. But I guess I'm too subtle about these things.
     
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  5. McSmallstuff

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    Good night my fellow idiots. If I don't log on again before the first, happy new year. Be safe. And remeber the only resolutions you can break are the ones you waste the time to make.
     
    #5665 McSmallstuff, Dec 31, 2011
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    The name is Dalton.

    In other news: "Three hours before cooking, allow the prime rib to warm up to room temperature"
     
    #5666 sartirious, Dec 31, 2011
  7. CharlesJohnson

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    Here we stand with our hearts broken in two... two... twwwwooooo

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    Some day love will find you. Break those chains that bind you.

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    If he ever hurts you, true love won't desert you. You know I still love you and then we touched and went our separate waaaayyyss...

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    Happy new year Idiots. Three hours into the next year and not much has changed, my Dad is still a menace when drunk.

    I just rode a push bike 3km home in the pitch black with fog and I was lucky if I could see 10m in front of me, the interesting bit was when I had to do a right angle not to mention the fact that I rode 2/3 of the way with a rum can in hand.

    All in all it was a good night. Just quietly it was still a little bit fucking chilly.
     
    #5668 Bundy Bear, Dec 31, 2011
  9. Juice

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    Girlfriend woke up with the flu, guess I'm not going to be doing anything this NYE.

    Oh well, at least the Twilight Zone marathon is on...
     
    #5669 Juice, Dec 31, 2011
  10. Bundy Bear

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    3am and I have Lauren Hill singing Killing Me Softly so it ain't all bad. The old fella hasn't turned up yet and I have a massive case of hiccups, it wasn't easy riding home so many different things could have happened.

    My youngest brother apparently got a fine of either 100 or 200 dollar variety so I will laugh now and fill you all in later when I find out why and how he got it.
     
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    Shhh The party we've been invited to tonight is going to be full of kids and will undoubtedly suck, so I'm milking this cold for all it's worth and will hopefully convince the boyfriend to stay home, order pho, and fuck as the ball comes down. It's a delicate balance between "I'm too sick to go to a party" and "I'm not too sick to get bent over the kitchen table".
     
    #5671 Angel_1756, Dec 31, 2011
  12. Bundy Bear

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    No idea if it is your new year yet but I drank enough for the both of us.
     
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    My candidate for best pop song of 2011 (yeah, yeah-fuck all y'all. I love it):

     
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    I hope someone smothers you in Louie Anderson's asshole.
     
    #5674 CharlesJohnson, Dec 31, 2011
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    ENDGAME, Kiddiots. We all die this year. It's been a time, and thanks for a CDT that without a doubt trumped last year's. However...

    IT IS FUCKIN DRINKING TIME, and I have a 40 oz. bottle of my own e-name screaming at me from my booze shelf. He's goin' down sucka bitch.

    Larry from Three's Company. We dress the same and both love hanging out with possibly gay men, so I already got that goin' on. If not, maybe I could play Margaret, the little red-haired girl from Dennis the Menace.

    Helen Keller would have made a better DJ than you. Weren't you the one who thought this thread "Lost it's edge" a few weeks back? Posting music like that pushes it over that edge with a bulldozer.
     
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    Why on earth would you think this is something that needs to be done subtly? Say those exact words to him, and it will be done.

    God damn. And the sitcoms say that we don't get women. They're equally as clueless.
     
    #5676 iczorro, Dec 31, 2011
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    If I could wander around society and voice my thoughts and get laid it would be a much easier life to live.
     
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    Next time, try Forty Creek. Smoother, cheaper, better.

    The ex-houseguest, before she left, bequeathed me some sort of champagne-y stuff in a bottle that looks strangely like a solid gold sex toy. If we're throwing caution to the wind tonight, that'll be my poison of choice.

    Good point. I wonder if Nyquil is an aphrodisiac...
     
    #5678 Angel_1756, Dec 31, 2011
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    If you were a cute girl, that would be exactly the case. Cute girls don't seem to realise this, however.
     
    #5679 iczorro, Dec 31, 2011
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    The banner ads at the top of the page keep switching from ChristianMingle.com to FilipinoCupid.com.

    It's like my computer thinks I have multiple personalities.
     
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