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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    Did you check him for Teh Gay? Because that's what it sounds like.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    OR some of them need a lot to look pretty.

    This time of night where you're just waiting until you go out is the worst.
     
    #5722 audreymonroe, Dec 31, 2011
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    Or their faces are fucked up beyond belief and they need 2 pounds of make up to look presentable. I think I was 15 when I came to the sad realization that some of my friends I thought were good looking were actually ugly, and that they needed 2 hours just to get ready for school. Personally, I'd rather be ugly than get up at 5:30 and waste that much of my day.
     
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    We did this one both last year and this year for my Dad. He loved it enough last year that I remembered to do it again and he was super stoked about it.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.amazingclubs.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.amazingclubs.com/</a>
     
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    My 14 year old cousin just started wearing make-up, and she's guilty of putting about 2 lbs of it on. Her mom passed away years ago, so I think one of my cousin's hoochie friends taught her how to do this. I wanted to tell her she's too pretty for that.
     
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    So pretty.

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    The UK (especially Dublin) are the worst with that shit. Every girl group who "go out" on a Friday night look like fucking clowns (and later in the evening, probably looking like clowns fucking).
     
    #5726 MoreCowbell, Dec 31, 2011
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    I remember a slut I worked with in high school came in without makeup one day. She looked like a chipmunk. No eyebrows, completely different face. No personality either, just the kind of attitude you expect from a girl who looks gorgeous...until you see her without makeup and she looks like a fucking chipmunk. Great boobs, though.

    Also....how do you politely say no to a 19 year old girl that has a massive Pokemon collection, lives with her parents, and doesn't have a license?

    Furthermore, why the fuck am I getting a match.com ad showing single men, when I already have a match account that specifies that I only like women. Do they think they can get me to bat for the other team and spend money on a longer subscription?
     
    #5727 StayFrosty, Dec 31, 2011
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    Since I'm sitting here sick and drinking alone, here's some gifs
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    #5728 iamduffy, Dec 31, 2011
  9. StayFrosty

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    Also, Georgia Jones has the most amazing little boobs ever.

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    You made her LOL:
     

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  11. $100T2

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    So I just baked some monster cupcakes.

    Yes, I BAKED CUPCAKES. I got a "Texas Muffin Pan", and the box of cake mix that makes 18 to 24 cupcakes made...

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    Eight cupcakes.

    Eight.

    My kids are dying to have one, and honestly, may it make me the Asshole Dad of the Year, but I think they are going to have to split one. These things are so fucking big that Tonka could not put one in his mouth and close it all the way, and he can do that with a softball.

    In other news, I signed up for Netflix, and holy shit... There are 115 episodes of Top Gear (the good one from the UK) on there!
     
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    I watched Top Gear on BBC all day today.

    For my vacation I'm going to Clarkson Island. Only place like it... in the world.

     
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    Who isn't looking forward to working for the next few hours?

    This Guy!

    Really, the biggest downside is that I couldn't drink. I can't drink until tonight, after I finish work, at midnight. My wife is working early tomorrow morning, so she wasn't going to be staying up anyway, so this isn't a huge loss, but working NYE until midnight isn't my idea of a great time.
     
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    Backup computer just crashed. FUUUUUUUUUUUU
     
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    Finally done at work, I'm fucking whipped. My best sales day this month was NYE, weird.



    No work tomorrow, so I'll be drinking wine and tokin' bowls. It's how I roll.


    I did see something horrifying today. I was helping a HIDEOUS woman buy hair extensions, looked down and she had a sizable bulge in her sweats. It was clearly a penis, flopping around all willy nilly. WTF? If you are trying to be a chick, hide/strap down your dick.
     
    #5735 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2011
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    Maybe she tried to Botox her wrinkly vag lips and had an allergic reaction. Assumptions are so unkind.
     
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    Sounds like you are experienced in having a shameful pussy.



    HAHA!
     
    #5737 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2011
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    I'm sick too. I'm taking prescription cough medicine and Canadian whiskey. What could possibly go wrong?

    Happy New Years Idiots!
     
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    I am tipsy. Just had dinner and drinks w my cousins (who are more like sisters). I just met my future cousin-in-law, and he ricks.
     
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