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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    We usually watch as you get shitfaced. Now we have nothing to do. Who is getting shitfaced instead?
     
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    That would be me. Weekends suck now. I rolled a quad a while back and broke my collar bone, now I can't work. So I can't do anything fun now
     
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    Ah ha! So I WASN'T being paranoid after all. I knew someone was watching me.

    Sidenote: Can someone make me a hotdog? I'm all dizzy and shit when I stand up for awhile.

    Edit: No bun please. I'm on Atkins (26 lbs so far).
     
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    You're sick and you want a hotdog? you are crazy lady. At least go for bbq or something.
     
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    That reminds me, when Iwas young and lived with mommy before school, she would nap in the afternoon and I would make myslf a snack: cold hotdog with a napkin around the bottom. This might explain my stunted brain development.
     
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    I'm Canadian, we don't go for bbq. Besides, my fridge contains hot dogs (Harvest brand...de-ric-ious), cheese, pickles, broccoli and various condiments. Didn't spot any of this mythical bbq thingy.
     
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    I think DixieBandit found a new best friend
     
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    Oh American Honey and Coke, how I love thee
     
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    maybe your real sickness is being Canadian?
     
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    Note to board: Bewildered gets passive-aggressive on rye and tonic. She's totally hitting on me on Facebook and dissing my Canadian ass here. Which is it? Love, hate or both? I'm thinking love, because I'm kind of adorable.

    Now shutty and make me a hot dog!
     
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    lighting off fire-works from the roof, the cops may be on the way


    uh oh
     
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    nothing passive aggressive about this. BE MY QUEEN MISS BEE! Anyone want to go on a bike ride in the mobile area? I need to feel the wind in m hair
     
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    Did someone say Canadians? I'm a fan of those.
     
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    No matter how much Primer begs, don't post your tits! he's just buttering you up.
     
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    What do you mean we don't go for bbq? I bbq in the middle of feb. With my insulated carharts on
     
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    No, no, we bbq, which is a verb. They go for BBQ, which is a noun.

    And yes, we certainly do throw on our polar bearskin capes and traipse out on to the tundra to bbq up some AAA Alberta steaks. Mmm, mmm.
     
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    You don't bbq steaks, you silly Canadians. You grill them.
     
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    Afternoon nap complete. I really don't want to work tomorrow.

    Edit: Boobs.

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Corny Confession: I saw the new Muppet's movie and didn't think it was totally awful.

    IN MY DEFENSE: There were some parts that were so over the top and inexcusably cheesy that I wanted to put a piece of boiling hot butter covered popcorn in my eye... but there were two parts in particular (not including every scene where I looked at Jason Seigel and thought of him being naked in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and about died laughing) that about made me snort with laughter. Who knew Jack Black was so funny under duress?! SO if any of you have small children / nieces / nephews and are feeling nostalgic - The Muppets is a good movie to see if you need to get your "Mah Nom Ah Nom" On!
     
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    Happy 21ast birthday to meee. Went out with my sister and brother in law. Sooo happy. Drunk and brother in law made breakfast food afterawards...wonderful. Best Turkey Day week
     
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