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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. rachiii

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    Oh man was I a hot mess last night. I got into a whiskey drinking contest with an ex-Marine and then I think I challenged him to a shooting contest? I bragged about my blowjob skills to a significant number of people and then I spent a really long time throwing up.

    I'm pretty sure I won the whiskey drinking contest because he threw up on their couch and I made it to the toilet, but I'm not so sure how I feel today really qualifies as a "win."
     
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    If you were doing tequila shots in a bar that had a bunch of broken glasses on the floor of the bathroom, I think dignity would be the least of your worries.
     
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    I have never known what to say to girls who start bragging about their blowjob skills. At least in the situation where I knew they didn't want to give me one. What's the point of bringing it up?What do you expect us to say? Or were you intent on performing?
     
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    I'm reasonably certain I was enumerating the reasons that it would be a good idea to let me crash at the apartment where the party was, and the only place to sleep was in my host's bed. I was very drunk and haven't had sex in a while, so probably yes, I was intent on performing one, except I quickly passed through charmingly tipsy and into disaster and was taken home by a girlfriend.

    ALSO: there is no situation in which a girl brings up her blowjob skills and is not flirting with you/has some desire to give you a blowjob (except maybe on TIB)
     
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    Meh. You might be right, but probably not. It does remind me of this clip however.

     
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    Happy New Year TiB!
     
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    Happy New Year!

    I celebrated the right way, drunk, high, and my man balls deep in a variety of my orifices. He REALLY likes the heels from the guitar pic.



    My resolution is to have more fun. Lighten up a bit. Don't worry about work unless I am there, smile at my children more. I used to play with them more, lately not so much. We have so many more adventures to go on, before they are too busy for their momma.


    Probably should spend LESS time here...
     
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    That's crazy talk.
     
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    What would would I do without TIB? Take up knitting?
     
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    Best friend's little sister does knitting. She's been doing a bunch of socks for everyone. They are super awesome. Gotta throw down with some patience-fu though. We'll sit on the couch, watching TV, and after a couple hours she will only have done a couple rows of stitches.
     
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    Dear gawd, I need a hobby with a bit more progress than that! I'll never finish a damn sock.
     
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    It really is a lesson in patience. She'll probably get a little faster when she reaches pro status but it is a generally slow project. On the other hand, my mom used to speedily crochet intricate blankets and accessories while driving on the interstate at 80 mph during family road trips.

    So maybe there are other options out there for you.
     
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    Crochet Lingerie? I'd sell it to weirdos.
     
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    I learned the basics a long time ago but the lingerie potential may make me pick it back up again...
     
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    One of my aunts used to crochet bikinis and sell them on the beach. They were cute, but they were teeny tiny. Like, only covering nipples and crack tiny.
     
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    Shit. Did I just find employment in Hawaii?!
     
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    I like crotched bikinis, but they are generally very tiny.
     
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    Not everybody can deepthroat, sweetie.
     
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    BOOM ROASTED
     
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    These guys will be here this month, I will probably pay the outrageous ticket price.
     
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