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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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    Anything you would do different?


    and for the TIBettes:

     
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  2. TX.

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    I'd do the Dick Dance.
     
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    Helicopter?
     
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  4. TX.

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    Yes.
     
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    Don't get caught in the downwash
     
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  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Ben wa balls.
     
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    Just various girls over the years. None recently. This was all in college. And you woulld be amazed at how fast and how deep I can get into the friend zone. "he is like my brother" deep. They probably thought I was gay. Or wanted me to be. Who knows. Sorry for the typos. New kindle firemaking me its bitch.
     
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    That just happens with certain guys, and half the time it's not because they're walking doormats. Sometimes the girl feels "safe" with him and doesn't want to ruin it by giving him what he wants more than anything.

    Or like you said above they think you're gay, which means you should probably de-shine your forehead, get rid of all those throw rugs in your Pier One Import-shrine apartment and stop wearing jeans that reflect sunlight.
     
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    Two hour nap probably wasn't a good idea, but good God it felt so good. Here's to hoping tomorrow is a slow day.
     
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    Just got back from Walmart, bought four motorized semi auto Nerf pistols. Those things are bitchin'.


    It got me thinking: Do any of you guys do paintball? I have 900 acres of woods behind my house, we could have an epic paintball weekend.
     
    #5850 $100T2, Jan 1, 2012
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    The last time I paintballed, some drunk yahoo went streaking across the field in nothing but a pair of goggles and a pink feather boa.

    It would not surprise me if one of the TiB members behaved similarly. Gravitas, I am looking at you.
     
    #5851 Angel_1756, Jan 1, 2012
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    The last time I went paintballing my moron friend got confused about the workings of her gun and shot me from like...two feet away. It hurt an extraordinary amount and I haven't gone paintballing since.
     
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    I have my Tipmann A-5 with a cyclone feed that I've been itching to break out again for a while. I use it to compensate for being fat (big target) and slow. I'd be down.
     
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    You have stumbled upon #455,545 of the list "The Worst Things Anyone Could Ever See"
     
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    My first time paintballing, while still walking out onto the range my friend shot me directly in the asscrack at point blank (insert "fixed that for ya" joke here). I've haven't been that blinded by pain since being stabbed. Un-fucking-real. He was smaller than me so it was pretty easy to beat him up later, but FUCK if I hired Special Forces guys to tune him up it still wouldn't be equalled revenge. Fucker.

    I love this paintball mockumentary. Not for all tastes, but if you like movies like F.U.B.A.R than it's a must:


    Martial arts. Bitches.
     
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    Lebron James just got engaged... At least now someone in the house will have a ring.
     
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    BOOM ROASTED! (Am I doing it right?)


    What? There has to be a story here.
     
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    Ugh. It's happened more than once, really. The first one was a small pen knife just above my stomach in a concert moshpit (I must have brushed against him), I had a straight razor wung at my face which I blocked with my hand (not actually a stabbing but hurt more), and the painful one was a drunk stabbing my near my elbow with a broken tree branch (about thumb-thick), then turning it around like a canoe oar.

    I'm what my friends call the "Lucky Guy". It's meant to be both serious and sarcastic.
     
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    You rang?

    Still in my yoga pants and last night's makeup. Husband is attempting to finish whatever the latest Portal game is. NYE feast rocked so hard, and the leftover goose hash with fried eggs and mimosas this morning rocked my socks even harder. Only thing missing is cuddling with the bassador, but he's still at the boarding place because they're closed today.
     
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    Why do you invite Nom to paintball and no one else?
     
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