The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Bottomless Mimosas are so fucking amazing. I'm so trashed right now. Fuck.

 

I am sorry Dcc, but I'll be disagreeing with you on this. I have had the "I give great head/favourite position/etc." conversation at least 3 times and not once has it happened, despite me making a move soon after she's (different she's in the those different occasions, obviously) said it. Maybe South African women are simply different to everywhere else.

Yup, I'm 29 and still have never had a blowjob.

 

Maybe. And I'd say as a general rule that this would be true. I have zero game--scratch that--negative game, so I could have very well screwed the pooch (good chance of this).

But remember the TiBette's are a fair bit more....honest? genuine? non-manipulative? bunch than the average girl (or at least the girls I found myself hanging out with). I'd put more odds on a girl just saying shit like that to fuck with me rather than having any intention to actually perform said act. That may just say more about how fucked my head is rather than what any girl is thinking though.

Either way, I didn't mean for the first day of 2012 to become a dissection of my inability to get knob-jobs. Shit is just plain depressing.

 

I'll say this: When a single woman says something like, "I give great blowjobs", she might not be directly offering you one at the time.

But there's probably a way to get one from her. She's at the very least proud of her skills, and people who are proud of skills often like showing them off. If you're unscrupulous and really want one, try looking bored and saying, "meh, I never really get off from them anyway", then switching the subject.

 

Happy New Years TiBer's!

Interesting night for me. Girl that invited me to the party ended up kissing me before midnight and again at midnight (bringing back earlier conversation about friends, guy friends in particular). Might have gone really well but her cousin tried to start a fight with me over something he thought I said, I didn't. Either way since I avoided the fight I'd have to say its a good start to the year.

 

Can you elaborate on the reasoning here? How does a guy go from desirable to undesirable just because he didn't respond to signals on a single occasion? The attraction certainly couldn't have been that strong if that's the case.

 

Question for the guys that "Don't dance": Why not? I mean, it's just a tactically sound decision.

 

Not for those of us who are terrible dancers. Then it becomes an iffy proposition. Not that it stops me once i've had enough to drink though.

 

Many reasons. The massive crowds of slobbering idiots annoy me, the music is absolutely woeful not to mention the fact that I can't dance to save myself and feel like a complete and utter fuckhead when attempting it.

Much prefer to jump around the pool table at home or a fire some where with soem decent music and free alcohol.

 

But that's the thing, even if you look silly you gain points with girls.

 

The worst part is that when people start pressuring you it gets even worse because all of a sudden there's a spotlight on you when you do start dancing. That's why you just straight up freak on anyone that asks middle school dance style.

 

Yes and no. I would think (read hope) I gain some "at least he tried" points but then again I'm sure I lose some respect when they see me doing "the humpty dance". I don't think the ability or willingness to make a fool of myself or dance is a deal maker or breaker and it can be fun.

 

A few things on this:

Dancing should be be committed to by the 2% of the total caucasian population that has that particular ability hard-wired into their DNA.

Most guys don't dance because they have no fucking idea what to do with their arms (if you have done ecstasy, then you know that the arm thing is a non-issue) without looking like idiots. I don't mind dancing, but I refuse to dance to music that I hate or go on a non-crowded dancefloor. T-Pain or Kanye (he's a boring hack in my eyes) comes on, and I meep-meep off the dancefloor in a cloud of dust. Aside from music, getting a dancefloor moving crowded is a SQUARELY woman's responsibility and it will stay empty until drunk females are out there swinging around that Stoli Orange in their hand.

I think it's hilarious that guys don't know how to dance, hate dance music, yet still try and pull that creepy from-behind hump dance on unsuspecting women on the dancefloor. That's why women dance in circle groups you see, to pin the floodgates shut whenever they see Johnny Cheesedick appraoching one of their friends in her blind spot. I'll wager there are TiBettes that have done this more than ten times in their drinking life.

 

All I'm saying is, I got head bopping skills.

 

Hi there sailor!