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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    EDIT (stupid shit said)

    CREEPY.

    You know him, but FUCK I'd throw him through the sheet rock if I saw that. Makes my soul cry when guys do that. I wish she headbutt him in the face.
     
    #5881 Crown Royal, Jan 1, 2012
  2. $100T2

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    And... I'm hammered.

    Watching top motherufucking gear. It;s fucking awesome. I wish we had shit like that on TV here. TOnka is passed out, it's so awesome.
     
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  3. Frank

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    Hey, buddy, stop watching that car shit and put on Shameless. Thank me later.
     
    #5883 Frank, Jan 1, 2012
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    Yes and no. I took country 2-step lessons for two years so I'm pretty good at that. I've hooked up with girls just because I'm a good dancer and the way it was explained to me was because women like to be the center of attention all the time. You take a good dancer like me in a country bar people are going to watch. So what I do is I go with one of my platonic female friends and we dance a few dances and really put on a show so other girls notice this and I go from one girl to the next song after song. Usually none of the girls on the dance floor say no to me asking them to dance because they see other girls dancing with me. I've even had groups of friends fight over who gets to dance with me. So you have over 40 openings most nights because you know how to dance and just by playing the numbers game one of them is going to hook up with you.

    I can't club dance though. I've been to one club in my life and I was useless in there. I never liked the idea of going up behind some skank in a dress that barely covers her vagina and rubbing my crotch into her ass. Atleast with 2-stepping you ask a girl to dance, and she can say yes or no to you. I'm not down for dance rape.
     
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    Dancing in clubs gives me the closest thing I've had to a panic attack since high school. I am not the kind of person to use the phrase "I can't" lightly, knowing that "I can't" usually means "I won't". But jesus h motherfucking christ, I am simply not made to move my body in those ways.
     
    #5885 ghettoastronaut, Jan 1, 2012
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    This is me. The last girl I tried dancing with, a friend of a friend, told him it was pretty bad.
     
    #5886 StayFrosty, Jan 1, 2012
  7. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    This still doesn't make sense to me. Now, I'm not talking about a one-night stand type of thing; I'm imagining a scenario where you've hung out with the guy several or more times and otherwise like him, so I just don't get how taking things to the next level is a one time only chance. It just seems strange that a woman would completely write a guy off over such a seemingly innocuous event.
     
    #5887 Trakiel, Jan 1, 2012
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    You hear that, women? What you do in regards to the opposite sex doesn't make sense. Please alter your behaviour accordingly.

    see also

    <a class="postlink" href="http://philalawyer.net/2009/07/lesprit-de-lescalier/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://philalawyer.net/2009/07/lesprit-de-lescalier/</a>

    In other news. Problem: little sister chewing an obnoxiously loud apple and watching 27 dresses. Solution? johnnie walker double black from the duty free!
     
    #5888 ghettoastronaut, Jan 1, 2012
  9. hotwheelz

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    Alright guys, let's say that a beautiful girl wants to help raise awareness for my cause. She wants to remove clothing for the internet for every 1000 signatures for my petition. Only thing is she's worried that people won't care about the cause, only seeing her naked. Agree or disagree?
     
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  10. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I can speak for all TiBers when I say your cause is at the absolute forefront of our minds and naked beautiful girl is only an extra bonus.
     
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    Of course but we're talking reddit and stuff.

     
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    Do you think it would hurt the legitimacy of your cause to have a girl stripping for signatures? It would help your short game, yes, but your long game?
     
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    If you have to think about it and question it this much, that's probably your problem. Attraction is a fickle thing.
     
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    That's the concern. Naked girls are everywhere. Someone who is actually invested in kicking up awareness the old-fashioned way might connect with people on a better level.
     
    #5894 Roxanne, Jan 1, 2012
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    I hate it when you make sense.
     
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    Speaking of hot naked women, I had no idea Lena Headey was such a badass. Sure, I fell in love with her character in 300, but I suppose I just assumed in real life she was more like her character in Game of Thrones. Holy SHIT is she hot.

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  17. Crown Royal

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    Different generations of music do that. In the 80's, there was that over-amped Euro-pop style of singing you'd hear in bands like Tears For Fears or The Fixx. Then in the 90's, you had what I called "Urr Bands" where all the singers slurred deeply. Not to fault much of that music, but Family Guy absolutely nailed the shit out of it:

     
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    I say the girl needs to blurt how much she loves anal. If he doesn't take the bait, she either needs to A) get out the chainsaw and trim bush, pit, mustache or B) accept that he's gay.
     
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    LIES! I just went out in my front yard, and no, there are NOT naked girls everywhere.

    How dare you lie to me.

    Yes, that was a fucking statement.

    I've had enough rum, I think.

    But, my punctuation and spelling are good!
     
    #5899 $100T2, Jan 1, 2012
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    That's weird, every time I take a shower I see a naked girl...
     
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