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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    Life is so unfair.
     
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    Pictures or we all say it's bullshit. Write $100T2 on your ass so we know for sure.
     
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    Oh yeah, well every time I shower, I see a naked dude who's gained an impressive amount of holiday weight. Check mate.
     
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    Just came from a sweet jazz bar, where the band played this song and called me out on my "strut." It sounded pretty damn good (the rendition) and had a killer time.


    It's always nice to know you still have "it."
     
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    I don't know if they just cut the film that way, but I am constantly shocked by the absolutely shitty negotiating skills of the people who go on Pawn Stars.
    "I want $10,000 for my super rare piece of crap."
    "I'll give you $50."
    "Hrm... How about $55?"
    Gawd.
     
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  7. TX.

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    2012 is looking up, y'all!
     
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  8. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Anyone else completely burned out on social interaction? At this point I just want a day or two to myself to unwind.
     
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  9. TX.

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    Kinda. For me it's all about detoxing from alcohol and food. I feel gross.
     
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  10. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Dear god ain't that the truth. I haven't had a normal bowel movement in at least a week.

    And that's something that you now can't un-know. You just know that now.
     

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  11. FreeCorps

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    I've ignored a couple of phone calls from the friend I rebuffed yesterday. I know I'll have to deal with it, but I don't feel like it today. Although it sounds like I'm going to get the "I was just drunk" speech.

    I also had a fun argument with one of the trainers at my gym today after he overheard me telling someone that the smith machines were absolute garbage. Guess he didn't like me knocking the sorry trainers' favorite machine at this crappy "fitness center".
     
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    I mean, I pretty much hate people seven days a week...so...yes.
     
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    Or maybe, like, you should make the first move and actually do something because he's a bit lousy with women? Just a thought.

    In other news:

    I don't know what you take me for, but I had already un-known that statement before I'd so much as gone on to read the next one.

    I'm also not burnt out on social interaction. But I just had the most amazing couple of days of my life in New York, so.
     
    #5913 ghettoastronaut, Jan 2, 2012
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    If he's a bit lousy with women, remind me again why I'm interested?

    The reason guys like Tucker Max are extraordinarily successful with women is because it's so refreshing to be around a guy who has the balls to go for it, while at the same time not giving a shit if you say yes or no. The confidence is the draw, I'd say.

    The best pickup line ever used on me was in a restaurant that I worked at. I'd been flirting a bit (nothing major) with one of the bartenders there (yeah, I know. Manwhores, all of them) and we'd just had a staff meeting. The meeting wrapped and I was talking to some of the other managers. Everyone was kind of milling around. This guy came up behind me when I was in mid-sentence, put his hand on the small of my back and his mouth right by my ear and said quietly, "Stop talking to these people. Don't go out with them afterward. Come home with me right now."

    If every guy had the balls to do that, none of you would be on this board complaining that you can't get laid.
     
    #5914 Dcc001, Jan 2, 2012
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    A fair point, but haven't we already been treated to you explaining how you have bad taste in men and unsuccessful relationships?
     
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    Yeah because we'd be in prison. Or at the very least at a homeless shelter after having been fired from every job we held for sexual harassment.

    The gap between most women and reality becomes Land-Before-Time-Earthshake large when you start talking about this shit.
     
    #5916 Aetius, Jan 2, 2012
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    True, I have issues with long-term relationships. Odds of me forming an emotional connection are slim to none. Getting laid, however, is easy. That appears to be the goal of most people who post here complaining that they aren't getting any.

    The point is that confidence is refreshing. It's a skill worth working on.
     
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    Maybe the guy has a more impressive short term career goal than getting a $20 tip and nailing a waitress.
     
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    Then he should man up and make a move, don't you think?
     
    #5919 Dcc001, Jan 2, 2012
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    Absolutely.

    Let's assume for the moment that your response to what was the equivalent of "Come to my place and fuck me" was favorable. Had he hit you with a "Have dinner with me" is that a sufficient enough move?
     
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