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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Aetius

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    Maybe you should woman up and not talk back.
     
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    Sure it is. You don't have to be as brazen as the bartender was.

    My argument is that often women open the door really wide, give guys every sign that they're interested, and the guy in his mind thinks, "Geez, I don't know if she's down. I'll wait awhile and see if it becomes clearer." And you miss the window.

    I think asking someone out is like applying to a company for a job. Presumably, one doesn't feel reluctant phoning a company they like and asking if they're hiring. Likewise, if they're told no - or turned down after submitting a resume - you shouldn't take it as a personal assault on your character. They have no place for you, or you don't have the exact right skill set...no skin off your ass. The same logic should apply with dating. If you ask someone out and they say no, it shouldn't be a crippling blow to your self confidence. Speaking for myself, whenever I've turned someone down it's almost always been because of MY issues, not theirs.
     
    #5922 Dcc001, Jan 2, 2012
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Happy New Year, all you idiots!

    So, those banner ads at the top of the TiB board we were discussing? When I logged in this morning, mine was for calling 9-1-1 when you have signs of a stroke. Fuck, I am not that old.
     
    #5923 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 2, 2012
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    The biggest story of 2011 that no one gave a shit about has to be scientists sending neutrinos faster than the speed of light at CERN. Twice.

    No big deal, just the theory of relativity being disproven. Move along.
     
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    This makes me wonder: Given the general theme of the board and its members, does anyone ever get ads for liquor? I never have; right now mine's for GoGrid cloud hosting.
     
    #5925 Trakiel, Jan 2, 2012
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I'm supposed to be impressed? Call me when this discovery means I can buy my own spaceship and go tooling around the galaxy at warp speed.
     
    #5926 Trakiel, Jan 2, 2012
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    Pick up artists are always crowing about how much it works, which feels like missing the point, to me. You mean acting like a manipulative asshole works to manipulate easily manipulated people? More at 11.

    Anyway, there's got to be something between gorilla game and never making a move. I'm not sure I'm up for touching people I don't know or anything, but you can definitely get in there and flirt right back. Or not flirt, which is sometimes the more confident thing to do. Whatever. I'm sleepy, and I'm going to the gym.

    BUCKETS.
     
    #5927 Nom Chompsky, Jan 2, 2012
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    Skip to 0:32 for the relevant part.
     
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    No, but you're totally down with shoving fries down my throat and trying to feel up my junk. My god, we'd just met, and you didn't even buy me a drink first.
     
    #5929 ghettoastronaut, Jan 2, 2012
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    Anyone else get a chill of creepiness down their spine when they read "put his hand on the small of my back"? Luckily for that dude you were attracted to him beforehand and his wasn't branded the creepy fucking guy you avoid at work. I think it funny how much you girls will cry about guys having insanely high standards for girls and turn around and demand we have confidence coming out da anus. If it was as easy as eating right and hitting the gym all guys would have what Nom called Gorilla game.
     
    #5930 Kubla Kahn, Jan 2, 2012
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    God, this brings back a shitty memory.

    I still remember 2 years ago, hanging out with a casual friend of mine from my Calculus class. This girl was gorgeous: silky brown hair, hourglass figure, great legs, posed for the Hooters calendar. She was also lots of fun to be around, for good measure. As much as I hate the term, she was classic "girlfriend material."

    So there we were, on her couch, doing a bit of drinking and smoking, and just having a chill time talking about nothing in particular. All the while, she was alternating between twirling her hair, pulling it back to reveal her neck to me, and playing with her shirt/pants. This went on for about 20 minutes, and I never thought anything of it at the time. The conversation eventually turned to her fake tits that she got after high school, how much she loves them, how "they look amazing when I'm being fucked," etc.

    Yes, those were her words. Verbatim.

    Then came the moment of truth. After a short pause in the conversation, she turned to me and said rather innocently, "So, what do you want to do?"

    I could blame it on the trace amounts of vodka and weed in my system, but I would only be making excuses. The reality is, I struck out worse than Mark Reynolds. Rather than step up to the most obvious opportunity I've ever encountered with a woman, I got nervous and, in the span of 1.5 seconds, conjured up a litany of reasons in my head why a girl that beautiful wouldn't actually want to sleep with a guy like me. I shrugged and said, "I don't know. How about we go get something to eat." Yeah, we did, but in retrospect I realize that wasn't the answer that she was hoping to hear.

    I told a Tibette about this incident not long after it happened. The reaction was a proper scolding, somewhere between "what the fuck were you thinking" and "do you have Asperger's or something?" She told me that my friend couldn't have been more obvious if she had been holding a giant sign that said "Fuck Me Right Now" over her head.

    Lesson learned: if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then she probably wants to fuck you.
     
    #5931 Rob4Broncos, Jan 2, 2012
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    I am not impressed, yet. First of all, I can't give a whole lot of credibility when the receiving end shows how they just violate the laws of clever acronyms by just willy-nilly picking letters. [OPERA (Oscillation Project with Emulsion-tRacking Apparatus) team at Gran Sasso.] Instead of NATO, why don't we just start calling it norTh atlantIc TreaTy OrganIZation - TITTIZ or norTh atlantic treaTy Organization - TATA?

    Second, we're talking about measuring something in very small parts of nanoseconds. Are we even sure clocks are that accurate? Doesn't gravity have an effect on clocks when we're talking about that small of a measurement? Pffft. Call me when you get the Delorean up to 88 mph with a working Flux Capacitor.
     
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    I guess she's been proven right.

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    This is the point. We had flirted enough and he was able to recognize that I was interested. Few men seem to have the ability to do that.

    Like I said, you have to have the courage to approach and the confidence not to give a shit if she says yes or no. IMO.
     
    #5934 Dcc001, Jan 2, 2012
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    Or he just sexually assaults everyone until he gets a positive hit.
     
    #5935 Aetius, Jan 2, 2012
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    Hey, he is/was a bartender. He probably fucks anything that moves; men, women, animals alike. Anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant knows what it's like.
     
    #5936 Dcc001, Jan 2, 2012
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    Women can be funny like this. If he made this move without her interest he's a creeper with her interest he's confident and sexy. I imagine you're subtle hints made little difference whether or not he made his move.
     
    #5937 toddamus, Jan 2, 2012
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    Yes, the bartending gig is filled with sexual predators.
     
    #5938 Kubla Kahn, Jan 2, 2012
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    I'd be completely on board with dcc's point if women were half as good at signaling interest as they think they are. Frankly, it's often a coin flip.
     
    #5939 MoreCowbell, Jan 2, 2012
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    Yes, totally. If only every girl was as literal as Rob4Broncos tale. Most of the time it's "well I stopped by his desk every day, you think he'd get the hint!?!?!?!" Why can't you just send some unsolicited tit pics to the guy you're casually interested in fucking at work?
     
    #5940 Kubla Kahn, Jan 2, 2012
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