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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. GTE

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    If you find the white meat dry, stop over cooking it.

    BOOM. ROASTED. at the proper temp.
     
    #41 GTE, Nov 21, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread


    Dang; and I thought I was oversexed.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    This dog is awesome.

     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Don't bother with questions, I have zero answers:

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    Rule 34?
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Some of y'all might have been wondering what happened with the rattlesnake I caught last night; well, this afternoon/evening I released it in a local wildlife refuge as Li'l Bandit, two of my neices and my brother-in-law looked on.
    And wouldn't you know it, as we were leaving we saw ANOTHER diamondback, about the same size as the one we just left!
    It slithered away into some brush before I could get a picture.

    Anyway, here's a good shot of the released snake in full-on strike pose:
     

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    Second Mile, the North Pole chapter.
     
    #47 Kubla Kahn, Nov 21, 2011
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    Yeah, and some of us were planning on getting some sleep tonight. Jesus.
     
    #48 ghettoastronaut, Nov 21, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Since we are going with feel good movies with a touch of that rule 34
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Currently enjoying some egg nogg with vodka. It is very delicious. This is the one acceptable part of this horrid fucking time of the year.
     
    #50 McSmallstuff, Nov 21, 2011
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    Is it slightly off putting to anyone else how the camera guy was chanting "yes"? Anyway that's why I don't fight or fuck with people, at all. He could have killed someone or been convicted of some serious shit for beating, deservedly, some low life hoods with a deadly weapon. Shit goes wrong in regular fights with out metal baseball bats. Plus, no telling if these pusses would have pulled a gun at some point.
     
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    I survived staying up all night for my friend who had to get tested for seizures this morning and just finished and turned in a small research paper. Tomorrow will be uneventful. Time to booze it up. I have a cabinet full of shitty liquor calling my name.
     
    #52 bewildered, Nov 22, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    If, if, if. You can either do something, or get foot fucked in the face. To each his own.
     
    #53 Danger Boy, Nov 22, 2011
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    What do you mean "either"? He did something, got damned fucking lucky he wasn't foot fucked in the face. If the fight didn't go his way, he would have been lucky to survive, and if he did survive, there was video evidence to arrest him on assault charges.

    In this case, discretion is the better part of valour. He should have pushed the throttle to the firewall shortly after that shirtless gentleman hopped onto his windscreen, and not stopped.
     
    #54 ghettoastronaut, Nov 22, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    All these new takes on turkey make me jealous as hell. I am not a big fan of Thanksgiving largely cause I'm not a fan of the foods. "Traditional" turkey is one of my least favorite proteins, and I prefer my mashed potatoes to be red skinned or garlic. We go to my uncle's and his wife is a pretty mediocre cook so needless to say the Thanksgiving spread is less than fantastic. Saturday will be redeemed at my Dad's side of the family with tenderloin, cheesy potatoes, and more "adventurous" food. If my family was deep frying the turkey or injecting it with some cajun seasonings, I might sing a different tune.

    Unrelated, anyone else watch Boss on Starz? I think this show is fucking awesome. Kelsey Grammer does a pretty damn good job (I never once found myself thinking "there's Frasier") and Kathleen Robertson is another level of hot as his assistant, good god.
     
    #55 JWags, Nov 22, 2011
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    Fuuuuuuck this is bad. By bad, I mean omgwhathaveidone? My friend spoiled me with his Maker's Mark. I am scared to ever drink that or anything better ever again. I used to be so happy with cheap whiskey....

    My only choice is to drink it really fast and get over it. Then I can move onto sweet, girly things that I can drink with a straw!
     
    #56 bewildered, Nov 22, 2011
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    Yeah, you take your chances or you shallow your pride for minuscule BS circumstances. The driver could have easily just have driven off or killed someone/gotten killed. For what exactly? One of my American buddies in Shanghai had a best friend do 8 months in prison for breaking a guys jaw in a bar fight (plus 35k in doctor and lawyer bills to boot). If it comes to taking a hit to my pride or doing 8 months in federal pound you in the ass prison. The fuck you going to fight for?
     
    #57 Kubla Kahn, Nov 22, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I'm currently taking bets on how long it will be until we have a "how do you tell your partner you cheated" thread.
     
    #58 Frank, Nov 22, 2011
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    He brought it for all of us poker players in a flask. You jerk.
     
    #59 bewildered, Nov 22, 2011
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    My advice? Have an asian girlfriend, and then cheat on her with another asian girl. When confronted, say, "I'm sorry, baby, I was drunk and you both looked the same!"
     
    #60 ghettoastronaut, Nov 22, 2011
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