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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    So I will attempt to use the satellite connection on the boat to be the first person to post from a boat on the Baltic sea in a drunk thread. I will have to post something memorable.

    My hairy balls for all!
     
    #581 kuhjäger, Nov 27, 2011
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    Try getting this out of your head.

     
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    Did you guys know that the mah-na mah-na song comes from an Italian soft-core "documentary" exploring the sexuality of Swedish women?

    Me neither.
     
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    Got to the cabin on the boat, turned on the tv and the hangover is on. Perfect way to start a booze cruise.

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    The view out the porthole. Note that it is 4pm here.
     
    #584 kuhjäger, Nov 27, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    It's true. We are across the Detroit River from Detroit, but culturally we are a world apart.

    Insensitive but related joke:

    What's the longest bridge in the world?

    The Ambassador bridge. It stretches from Canada, all the way to Africa.
     
    #585 Yukon Cornelius, Nov 27, 2011
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    My trip home suddenly plummeted into being really boring and annoying yesterday. Now I'm grumpy and restless and just want to get back to the city. Waah.
     
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    I think this strain of hangover I have in known as "Martian Death Hangover". It didn't help I was awoken to having a tub of megablocks dumped on my face.
     
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    We must've had the same strain. I spent yesterday in bed or on the couch, sleeping as much as I could force myself to. I really wish I could remember more of Friday night. I know it involved McGriddle shots. I know I barged into the Ex's house at about 2 AM, freaking out because my best friend got pulled over as we left the bar. I don't remember what I said to him, but I got all my things back, so hooray for that. Best friend didn't get a DUI, so hooray for that, too. Fuck wanting to throw up every time I saw something booze related on tv, though.
     
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    Oh, please. I'm not the one begging to show tits, all I ever hear is "please, mr primer, can I just give you one quick peek?"

    For the record, my roommate and I bbq'd almost all year round last year.
     
    #589 Primer, Nov 27, 2011
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    Does anyone know of a way to stack coupon codes on Oldnavy.com? I had this whole scheme hatched up, but I only get all my shit for next to nothing if I can stack groupon codes, a promotional code, and a side wide percent off code. Too bad I went to the store already and their inventory sucks.
     
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    I think the last 5 days has been a blur of alcohol and awesome food. Detox begins today. I worked out this morning and felt all of the Thanksgiving I've consumed. It was loverly.

    bewildered-no idea. Old Navy was one of the only stores I went to over the weekend. I don't know if stuff was picked over on Black Friday or if I just haven't been there in a while, but I was like, "Ummm...this is Not Cute."
     
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    No. That's their normal inventory. It looks great online. Then when you see it, either the colors are leeched out of it or it is sized twice as big as it should be. Their medium polo comes down past my balls. A medium t-shirt feels like a sausage casing. Slave labor, pssshht. Can't live with 'em, can't whip 'em for quality control anymore.

    It's getting to the point where I'm going to learn to sew and make my own goddamn shirts (ok, not really). Banana Republic is the best fit, but that's just too damn expensive.
     
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    I was mostly just going to get jeans for me and El fiance, and maybe a couple plain t shirts that they had on sale for him. The women's styles are hit or miss. Unfortunately, the cute stuff that they have are only cute on tiny little petite girls. They tend to be free flowing and elastic in all the wrong places.

    Also, what is up with their "t shirts" for women? They are so effing thin. They are even thinner than undershirt type shirts.
     
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    It makes it easier to segregate the middle class from the poor (assuming Wal Mart has already make its entry).
     
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    Because a store as long and wide as 2 football fields that smells like french fry grease and urinal cakes is something you just can't get anywhere else.
     
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    ....Or the cheapasses. I am totally ok with admitting that I shop at Wal Mart.
     
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    When a Target Greatland (think Super Wal-Mart) came to my town in '08, it made the front page of the newspaper. Second page? The latest news on the 2008 Presidential Race.

    Nice job, society.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    In my experience, there are two kinds of Walmarts. The first are the modern Supercentres that have GIANT aisles, ample parking, good access, generally very well-stocked shelves and attract a better demographic. The second are the ghetto, old-school shitholes that were built in the 90s and make you want to swallow arsenic by the time you've parked and gotten a shopping cart.

    One, if timed right, I actually enjoy shopping at. The other can burn off the face of the Earth.
     
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    Maybe that's why I don't understand all the hate. The super Wal marts here are busy at certain times but they are generally ok. And the Marketplace ones are actually quite fine. They've all been built within the past 12 years and have been updated and gutted several times since then.
     
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    But this exists...

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos</a>

    Maybe the first photo isn't too bad.
     
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