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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Dcc001

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    You're wrong here. You don't approach it direct. Kind of like not looking the horse in the eye when you walk towards it. You don't brag about your great skills, you brag about how much you love doing it. BOOM. Door opened.
     
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    I've tried it. They think it's a ploy. Then when you call up an ex and say "tell this bar skank how good I am at oral" she gets all offended and thinks it's a totally inappropriate and offensive thing to call her about, and how incredibly insensitive you are, and you think it's a total overreaction for asking for a reference, you do it at old jobs all the time.
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    I don't know, man, it sounds like your ex is an asshole who doesn't want you or this other girl to be happy. It's a pretty simple fucking question, I don't know why she just didn't answer it.

    You're better off without her.

    Also, you don't brag about how good you are directly, obviously. But if it comes up in conversation, drop a few hints that you know what you're doing, and boom bam padowww.
     
    #5983 Nom Chompsky, Jan 2, 2012
  4. jordan_paul

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    I just wish girls would say something like "lets fuck, I want you" to guys instead of throwing out stupid signals that 99% of guys don't get. Why can't you do this girls?
     
    #5984 jordan_paul, Jan 2, 2012
  5. rachiii

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    I'm not super clear on your sentence structure here, but I think you're asking why we didn't end up having sex? Because he did not balk, I quickly became retarded drunk via a drinking contest with a marine and spent the night throwing up everywhere. My confidence level is EXTREMELY high that if I hadn't been a total moron we would have ended up in bed together fairly quickly.

    And I have had at least one guy brag about his oral skills, which I consider like a challenge/invitation to experience, so I feel like it just ups the flirting one level. At some point, no matter how you're getting into this stuff, someone has to just go for it and kiss the other person or you'll be flirting/making inappropriate sexual remarks/giving each other the eye from across the bar forever.

    Finally, this idea that women somehow don't worry about this stuff is crazy. Obviously I've never been in a man's head, but I would argue that women worry just as much if not more.
     
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  6. McSmallstuff

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    I feel like we have covered a good portion of this debate in the guide to men and women.
     
    #5986 McSmallstuff, Jan 2, 2012
  7. Rob4Broncos

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  8. Nom Chompsky

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    I think they're worried about being deemed easy or slutty. As opposed, of course, to saying, "I give good blowjobs."

    But again, it's all about plausible deniability. If she says, "let's fuck" and you say "no", she feels fucking awful about herself. She put herself out there for a guy and got turned down. And guys will fuck anything, right? Is she ugly? God, this is awful.

    If you're coy, you have wiggle room. It's fun and it protects your ego. Also, a girl might not be entirely sold on sex, but still intrigued by you. So she wants to see how you respond to situations. Like a job interview, only with blowjobs. So, like a corporate job interview.
     
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  9. jordan_paul

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    I see that, but guys get shut down all the time. Maybe I should wear a t-shirt that says "I'll fuck anything once" so they know I won't turn them down.

    Social experiment at the Ranch in 4 days. I'll post results then.
     
    #5989 jordan_paul, Jan 2, 2012
  10. FreeCorps

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    Do you guys bitch this much about anything that isn't insanely easy?

    "Waaaaaaaahhhh, I didn't get that job I wanted."
    "Dude...you didn't even apply."
    "Yeah, but I'm looking for a job. The company should've sent a rep to my door offering me the position, so that way I knew they were interested. *bitch, whine*"
     
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    I may have had at least three heart attacks in the past hour...but we fucking WON!!!
     
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    They sent 2 reps and offered a company car. I told them I have a job already.

    Sluts.
     
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    Yeah, I think Dcc's point is rather simple. If a girl is interested, she will give you an opening. If she's shy (or used to the man asks first paradigm) a lot of confidence goes a long way. Real simple.

    I'm not good looking, didn't have a great job, am not particularly smart, and am pretty much unexceptional at everything I've tried my hand at it.

    Yet, I managed to get laid quite a bit in my late 20's-early 30's because I paid some attention to cues and didn't care about my ego if I got 'shot down.' Not a big deal, you're just another guy, she's just another girl, it's just another night. Can't win if you don't play. I kind of think that's what Dcc was getting at.
     
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    My 3 day bender has come to a close, don't think I've quite recovered yet.

    Just wanted to drop by and wish all you idiots a great New Year.
     
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    Anyone else get goosebumps from the Believe commercial for NBC Sports that they just showed during the Rose Bowl?
     
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    Off the subject about men vs women troubles. I got back from Memphis last night. It was a fucking blast and the BBQ has my bowel movements out of whack something awful (someone else shared thought I might as well). It must be the vinegar in the sauce but it's been a while since I've dropped as many paint stripping farts.

    We didn't do half of the shit that we planned because we were drunk ass procrastinators. Still had a great time in Nashville and Memphis. Plus the Bearcats finally won a bowl game and the post game energy carried through partying on Beale street on New Years. The five dollar 32 oz'ers they had were rocking.
     
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    I'm bored, come to g+.
     
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    Also in other news: I'm hungover from getting embarrassingly drunk last night. I said stupid things, I was dumb, I got kicked out of somewhere. I mean it was fun for the most part, I made it home safely with all of my things, and I remember just about everything... but there is no question I looked utterly retarded. Seems to be happening more frequently lately... bad. Something of a confession, Shame rain down upon me.

    Sorry for being all, "that's crazy" and stuff to everyone.
     
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    Fuck, all this kindle fire makes me want to do is go out and buy an ipad.
     
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    Good lord, this Oregon Wisconsin score might end up in the 70s for both teams.
     
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