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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Sam N

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    Do you think they come in chocolate? or do you just put some Hershey's in them? Do you think astronauts use them?
     
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    Well, this kerosene lamp was an absolute waste. Thankfully I didn't pull a toytoy inside my apartment with it.
     
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    Might be you need some of the plug-ins. In generally have no issues with the site.
     
    #6023 Bundy Bear, Jan 2, 2012
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    Let's hang on g+.
     
    #6024 hotwheelz, Jan 2, 2012
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    This is going to sound crazy, but my hairdresser friend swears by it:

    You can make your own dry shampoo basically out of things you have in your house. A few teaspoons of grated ginger, some celery root, four grams of heroin, a can of condensed milk and about three sprays of Afro Sheen. Just mix it all together on the stove, whisk at low heat for about an episode and a half of Judge Joe Brown. You pretty much won't go back to buying commercial dry shampoo again.
     
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    Ah, so they do have chocolate dry shampoo!
     
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    You can also make soap out of bacon grease and lye. If you want to really romance a girl, cook her a breakfast consisting of bacon, and then later, give her a bar of soap made out of bacon grease.

    So said my organic chemistry professor.
     
    #6027 ghettoastronaut, Jan 2, 2012
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    How do you have answers for all of these things? I have lots of random knowledge, but I'm pretty sure your random knowledge is owning mine.
     
    #6028 rachiii, Jan 2, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    God damnit, somehow being blackout drunk made me enter the New Year's guy's phone number incorrectly into my phone, and he doesn't have mine, and my twenty-something-female-internet-stalking-prowess is failing me since I know so little information, so now he is gone forever.

    At least I get a free coat. But I'm kind of bummed.
     
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    Not sure how many of you are Lonely Island/SNL fans, but this has had me cracking up for a while now.

     
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    I mean the heroin and Afro Sheen are obvious must haves, but do you have any substitutes for the more obscure things in this recipe?
     
    #6031 Frank, Jan 2, 2012
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    Where did you meet? Were there any mutual friends, etc. around, or did he just happen to be walking by?

    My Uncle Rick said, "just use more heroin", but that was pretty much his answer for everything so I'm not sure if that's right. Then again, he was a big heroin user, so he probably knows what he's talking about. Not really a great pediatrician, though. Ah, well.
     
    #6032 Nom Chompsky, Jan 2, 2012
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    Sand and Crisco are good in a pinch and don't require cooking. Superb exfoliation and your skin will be smooth and supple.

    Man, I love the word supple. Almost as much as I love the word moist.
     
    #6033 Misanthropic, Jan 2, 2012
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    So I just waded through the ten pages of signaling talk....


    TiB, wanna fuck?
     
    #6034 MoreCowbell, Jan 2, 2012
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    Ewwwwwwwww, why are guys always so creepy?

    Oklahoma state better not embarrass me further. Being a school located in Oklahoma is bad enough.
     
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    Also, I'd like to point out that nom has bragged about said skills to me. Not sure what sort of signal this qualifies as.
     
    #6036 MoreCowbell, Jan 2, 2012
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    You know, all this time I've been thinking I have to do a good job and try hard to get a call back, but now I know that all it takes is to drunkenly bumble around and not leave when asked.
    This is awesome. It's like finding out I've been doing extra work I wasn't supposed to for no extra pay. Bare minimum from now on!
     
    #6037 FreeCorps, Jan 2, 2012
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    What's with girls walking off with shit like this? After my favorite college hoodie walked off with a girl and I had to stop another from doing it with one of my favorite lounging shirts. The second girl even came to my house with a change of clothes and tried sneaking off with it. The look on her face said "busted" when I told her she wasn't leaving with my shirt on. I mean it was just a nicely worn in concert T I got at Bonnaroo, is this some sort of trophy thing? The fuck?

    You are going to have to give us more details of your search/the night if you want us to help you facebook stalk this guy.
     
    #6038 Kubla Kahn, Jan 2, 2012
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    It means that he and ghettoastronaut must not have that "spark" anymore.
     
    #6039 Rob4Broncos, Jan 2, 2012
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Wait guys, what does it mean when you're hanging out with a guy and a girl, and then she admits that a mmf threesome is on her to-do list?

    IS THAT A SIGNAL? SHOULD HAVE STARTED BEATING THEM BOTH WITH DICK?
     
    #6040 Nom Chompsky, Jan 2, 2012
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