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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Only if she refers to it as a spit roasting.
     
    #6041 Kubla Kahn, Jan 2, 2012
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    So when a guy is waving a mayonnaise-covered french fry in your face, shoves it down your throat, and grabs your crotch to find out how big your dick is...
     
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    You do realize the coat was left in her apartment, right?
     
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    Hey now!
     
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  5. rachiii

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    Your shirts/sweatshirts/whatever are more comfortable and often smell awesomely like...well, you. And they're perfect loungewear.
     
    #6045 rachiii, Jan 2, 2012
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    Do you know what he does or where he might work?

    Also, do you know how many digits you might be off by? If its just the last one, you might have to try all the possibilities but then you would have to ask for him by name, which I assume, you don't even know. He probably has a wife, anway.
     
    #6046 xrayvision, Jan 2, 2012
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    I should clarify that I wanted him to leave because I was passing out and really wanted to go to sleep. And I didn't want him to stay over because I was going to have to sleep in the downstairs living room and it felt weird having him sleep over out in the open. Or something. I don't know, that's what my drunk logic was. Anyway, the point is I realized the two posts seemingly contradicted each other, and that your post is wrong.

    What MoreCowbell said: he left it at my place, which I'm really not sure how he managed to do seeing as how he was leaving at 4 in the morning in January. Must've been chilly. But, if I had tried to walk off with it then, yes, it's kind of like a trophy thing. You know, like Dexter.

    Ok, here is everything I know:

    We met in a bar on the Williamsburg/Greenpoint border. His name's Tomaz. He's from Poland, but he's been living in Greenpoint for 14 years, so I'm guessing he's in his thirties. He was there with his brother, who was apparently his twin but I do not remember them looking anything alike, but that's what my friend says. According to her, they're "in construction," but he didn't really seem like a construction worker, so I'm assuming he's in the mafia, if there's a Polish mafia. He still has an accent. According to his jacket, he's very stylish and has been to Paris at some point and smells really good. My friend confirms that he was, indeed, attractive.

    This feels like The Hangover. But none of the clues are leading me anywhere.

    TOMAZ, ARE YOU A TiB MEMBER?
     
    #6047 audreymonroe, Jan 2, 2012
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    Instead of going out, I am throwing a small party at home next NYE. The event I went to ended up being a decent enough time, but open bars are not a good thing. There's something about NYE that brings out the extra-strength assholery. I've never seen that many people jostling each other to get half a vodka soda.

    Hey, you know what I am not looking forward to? Resuming a normal work schedule. I love that despite the fact Americans insist we can't have vacations like the rest of the civilized world, no one actually does shit around Christmas and New Year's (sorry, hospitality workers, I mean the rest of us). Getting in late and leaving early every day last week was glorious. Now I have to go back to daydreaming about a new job full time.

    Happy New Year to all of you.
     
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    Is it possible his name is Thomas or Tomas? But being a pole, it sounded like Tomaz?
     
    #6049 xrayvision, Jan 2, 2012
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    Oh fuck yes. My trip to KC is complete.

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    #6050 katokoch, Jan 2, 2012
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    Going back to the confidence thing for a second. Ladies, remember to always keep this in mind:

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    No, when I was typing it into my phone I asked him to spell it, and was really excited when I found out it was with a Z.
     
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    They love wearing our stuff. They LOVE wearing our shirts around the house because they're big and comftorable on them, and aren't as pre-shaped. My wife wears my concert t-shirts around our home practically every night. Also, they love it's manly odour of Red Zone and defeat.

    The stealing coats thing I can't answer, that's weird. It doesn't make sense to want a coat with sleeves 8 inches too long, unless she's stealing it for the guy she was fucking behind your back (not an assumption).

    Robs4Broncos just gave us an anonymous Wahoo for Christmas. Rock and roll time.
     
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    I have had three girls, seemingly forget, their panties. Including from the one night stand I lost my virginity to. Good trophy scores. Less comfortable for lounge wear. Also, I didn't read Audry's original postings so I didn't know he left it there, which is on him.
     
    #6055 Kubla Kahn, Jan 2, 2012
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    I just realized the guy hasn't posted an entry in over a year. It might not be worth it, after all.

    EDIT: Holy shit, I stand corrected. People are posting this dude's personal email, Twitter, and Facebook info, along with his hometown, birth date, and occupation: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.facebook.com/officialstanhope/posts/301102916598375" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.facebook.com/officialstanhop ... 2916598375</a>
     
    #6056 Rob4Broncos, Jan 2, 2012
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    I would just like to point out that perhaps the reason the young man left his jacket behind was that it was fucking tropical weather in NYC on New Year's Eve. Like, walking across the brooklyn bridge with your jacket undone and lounging around admiring the sunset weather.

    It's like there is a god, and he's fucking with me. "Here, ghetto, go to an amazing city, meet an amazing girl, have an amazing time together, and then spend the rest of your life knowing that the remainder of your existence will merely be a shadow attempting to approach the limit of that moment and an eternity of wondering what might have been".
     
    #6057 ghettoastronaut, Jan 2, 2012
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    Shame, but it's worth it for the Phantasmagoria of venomous insults people are leaving. And they are POURING in.

    EDIT: How is he going to write another entry? When Stanhope writes another act?
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.facebook.com/officialstanhope/posts/10150570807696337" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.facebook.com/officialstanhop ... 0807696337</a>

    This guy was dumb enough to not only make his photos viewable to the public, but open for comments as well. Dear Christ: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=100191036736794&set=a.100190890070142.100.100002376930211&type=3&theater" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... =3&theater</a>

    To quote what someone wrote on Stanhope's first FB post, "public stoning is still alive and well."
     
    #6059 Rob4Broncos, Jan 2, 2012
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    Sure, it's perfectly acceptable (some migh say downright sexy) when the woman dons some article or our clothing. But get caught wearing a pair of HER bloomers once, just once...
     
    #6060 lust4life, Jan 2, 2012
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