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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Oh my fucking GOD.

    Ladies and gentlemen, we've got us a Milly. This guy's life is TOAST.
     
    #6061 Crown Royal, Jan 2, 2012
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    I think when it's said and done, Milly will be green with envy over this kind of attention.
     
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    So I'm packing up my bag before I fly home tomorrow and realize that the box of condoms I had in said bag is missing. In my girlfriend's parents house. Of fucking course they are Catholic and it was a big ass box of condoms and half full too.

    God Dammit.
     
    #6063 katokoch, Jan 2, 2012
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  5. Crown Royal

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    Yeah, fuck Milly. This is an international incident. Every person this guy knows will find out about this. Those photos on Facebook-- I say this now: INSTANT internet folklore. This is only the beginning. Stanhope is going to bring this up in his next tour, I have no doubt.

    This is the best thing since Joey Porsche or Lee Hotti and his BOYYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZ
     
    #6065 Crown Royal, Jan 2, 2012
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    Wait, what's going on? Who is this guy?
     
    #6066 audreymonroe, Jan 2, 2012
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    I love the line "working extra hard to buy the tiki torches for the patio.". The tiki torches that sell at Loewe's for $12 for a set of 4? How much harder does one need to work, and doing what?
     
    #6067 lust4life, Jan 2, 2012
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    Looks like every single photo is being commented on, a little unfortunate a lot of comments are coming from those who have no more imagination than "your a fucking fag thief" or something of similar illiterate abuse. Still funny as ten funny things though.
     
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    For those of you who don't know who Doug Stanhope is (another TiBette has already asked me), he's a stand-up comedian. For my money, he's the best around now that Carlin's gone. No Refunds is my favorite special of his, and luckily it's available in its entirety on YouTube: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxLom07uGFY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxLom07uGFY</a>. If you aren't familiar with his material, clear your schedule for the next 60 minutes; you can thank me afterwards.

    This guy everyone's bagging on, apparently he had a blog that copied/pasted not only Stanhope, but Carlin and Louis CK as well.

    The FB photos have already been toyed with: <a class="postlink" href="http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/377822_10150509464314243_509089242_8642393_1533528718_n.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 8718_n.jpg</a>
     
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    "WELL THERE MUST BE SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE: LORANGE, SHMORANGE, PORANGE! There's fuckin' music playing and it always sucks! "We didn't start the fire...'"

    God, I could watch this 100 times and it wouldn't ever be boring.
     
    #6070 Rob4Broncos, Jan 2, 2012
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    Someone from here isn't being very creative. Who's a huge Gators fan here?! Huh?




    Edit: Also some of the comments under the pics with girls are great.

    "your bland interactions with these slags were really worth documenting?"

    "Yeah I thought Doug's army might gravitate here."

    "Skanks for the memories"



    Under a picture of him smoking a bong:

    "troy holm smokes k2"
     
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    Girls are hard. I'm sad.
     
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    Audrey, just to point out, most Polish guys spell their name Tomasz with a Z. You might want to try that instead.
     
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    I'd like to see him just show up randomly one day. He could go searching for his coat with his solar powered flashlight, maybe.


    sorry I had to
     
    #6074 xrayvision, Jan 2, 2012
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    For you Stanhope newbies: 18:25 - 21:20

    Now tell me that shit ain't funny.
     
    #6075 Rob4Broncos, Jan 2, 2012
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    Jesus fucking christ. Had one of the girls have a pretty severe psychotic break at my house last night. I've known this girl for 9 months, it was like the lights were on but someone else was home. A person I didn't know was operating the body. Hospital trip, and all kinds of cluster fucks. Called her mother on the way to the hospital - can't fucking wait to have someone else around to take some of this burden.

    Other girlfriend had a visa fuckup. Is being kicked out of the country on the 5th. 10 days short of our 1 year anniversary. Happy twenty fucking twelve.
     
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    I'd probably like Stanhope better if he didn't force the "angry asshole" thing too hard (nobody needs to smoke that much). I admire him greatly because he's a great crusader for modern common sense. Pretty good, not Hall Of Fame in my books. The Funny varies human to human.
     
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    Wow, the Fiesta Bowl just had a hell of a finish if the review holds up!
     
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    I still don't understand why coaches don't invest more time into finding a decent kicker. Time after time it comes down to them, yet resources aren't usually spent recruiting them.
     
    #6079 goodlife23, Jan 3, 2012
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    "Tebow? Fuck that mega-douche. I'm with Oklahoma State now."-Jesus
     
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