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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    He better block too.
     
    #6121 hotwheelz, Jan 4, 2012
  2. McSmallstuff

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    So we need a QB, a few more receivers, a line (I can play guard, tackle, or tight end) and pretty much an entire D. Come on TiB where you at? The internet needs a gridiron smack down!
     
    #6122 McSmallstuff, Jan 4, 2012
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    I'll play three way.
    I was the guy they stuck in at TE when we ran up the score.
    I wasn't your prototypical kicker so I could probably play somewhere on the line as well.
     
    #6123 Popped Cherries, Jan 4, 2012
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    I said I'd throw. Are we going to be playing multiple spots or one position each? I can punt a ball ok.
     
    #6124 Bundy Bear, Jan 4, 2012
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    Last time I actually played I was a D tackle/ O tackle. I'd give it a go. If I can get any speed back (I'm a bit smaller than I used to be) I'd be willing to fill in other positions.
     
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    I'm a pretty decent RB with good speed and good enough hands to make a decent checkdown receiver. Not really tall enough to make it as a dedicated wideout, but I could handle a slot receiver position.

    Definitely not big enough for most defensive positions - I've played corner and I'm definitely fast enough but a couple inches too short to be very effective against a tall receiver.
     
    #6126 Binary, Jan 4, 2012
  7. FreeCorps

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    Safety here. My college moved up to D-1 since I stopped playing, so I'd like to think I had a part in that (hah!). I think BlueDog was a good TE too so there you go.
     
    #6127 FreeCorps, Jan 4, 2012
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    I call fullback. I may not catch worth a piss, but I will run yo ass over like it aint no thing.
     
    #6128 Crown Royal, Jan 4, 2012
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    I'm a damn good QB, seriously. Can ya'll handle a chick running you?
     
    #6129 PIMPTRESS, Jan 4, 2012
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    Will you play in heels?
     
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    If we make it to the play-offs.
     
    #6131 PIMPTRESS, Jan 4, 2012
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    This could work. A little bit of LFL would go a long way in distracting the competition. Sounds like advantage TiB.
     
    #6132 Hoosiermess, Jan 4, 2012
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    I'm tall (6'2"), pretty quick and have good hands. Wide receiver?

    Keep in mind, I'm 39, tire easily, have injured myself waking up, and require constant breaks to catch my breath.

    3rd down possession receiver in the 4th when we have a huge lead? Yeah, I'm your guy.
     
    #6133 The Village Idiot, Jan 4, 2012
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    Ham napkin?
     
    #6134 Kubla Kahn, Jan 4, 2012
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    I assumed she was using the $4000 wedding dress as a napkin for the ham.
     
    #6135 john_b, Jan 4, 2012
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    Oh, ok, that sounds better than I what I thought it was.

    I thought a 'ham napkin' was a euphemism for 'vagina.'

    Oops.
     
    #6136 The Village Idiot, Jan 4, 2012
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    For $4000 there better be several ham napkins.
     
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    I vote for some kind of middle ground.

    I am not a fan of continuing this one WDT for all eternity; but, I would like to see a weekly WDT, instead of just weekend. I guess the w could stand for weekly instead of weekend. But, it's important to have this, because every now and then, somebody gets drunk on a day other Friday - Sunday, and needs to share that information with TiB. But, most importantly, if someone suddenly needs help with something, like say, what size nipples (with photos) people prefer, or whether or not you should double-bag hooker remains (without photos), where else are you gonna post those questions? Clearly, these are the most popular threads, and I can gain vast party knowledge (from TiB) AND get 20% off Auto Parts (from the ads) all with a few simple clicks.
     
    #6138 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 4, 2012
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    I can QB, but looks like it was taken by someone with larger boobs than me. In which case I'll just take over the entire D. Defense's with one safety and nobody else generally do well, right?
     
    #6139 ssycko, Jan 4, 2012
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    I'll be sure to strap my boobs down, to keep them out of the way.
     
    #6140 PIMPTRESS, Jan 4, 2012
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