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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Oh, I forgot to mention than in addition to being tall and fast, I'm also an insufferable diva who is prone to dropping things. Let me know when the team finally get together so I can hold out and demand more targets.
     
    #6141 Nom Chompsky, Jan 4, 2012
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    Should work nicely.
     

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    I nominate this for "out of context" quote of the year.
     
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    Thank god this thread is open. I wish I could come back and regale all of you tales from New Orlean's, but I cannot remember much. The city just does not fucking stop and it will not drain you of your money like Vegas. You walk down a street, and spend $7 dollars on a fucking 20oz Big Gulp of alcohol. Not shit alcohol either, I was drinking triple Captain Morgans for 8 including the $1 tip and all. Then of course the obligatory pizza stop selling slices at $4.50. You can kill yourself for $40 dollars. That place would be better for Vegas if it wasn't for the obscene amount of unattractive overweight people rolling around like beached whales. Then again, these same people made it hard to leave the mechanical bullriding area for a straight hour (or as 3 drinks as I started to measure time.)

    There is video of me grabbing a bartenders boobs as she described the different bras she likes to buys and how she wishes there was a Guiness Book of World Records for softness of tit as she believes she'd hold the record. In Chicago I would have been killed by bouncers and banned from the bar, maybe with pending charges. I definitely will return once more for some live music, a deeper dive into the seafood as we went with a girl that refused to try anything from water, and Mardi Gras.

    This crowd was interesting as half of it was family for the Sugar Bowl. Also as a man who spent maybe over $50 dollars in beads mentioned to me "Bitches want beads fo' free dis year, dat shit ain't cool, dey need to show dem ditties."
     
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  5. silway

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    Re: Re: The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROAS

    I think you just made it one.
     
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  6. katokoch

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    Re: Re: The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROAS

    It sounds more fitting as "ham napkins." On par with "beef curtains."
     
    #6146 katokoch, Jan 4, 2012
  7. dubyu tee eff

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    Sounds like an album title of an obscure avant-guard electronic artist.
     
    #6147 dubyu tee eff, Jan 4, 2012
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    I think you guys are starting to rip off that movie Necessary Roughness

    Just make sure Nom doesn't shave his head like Sinbad..............Is that racist?
     
    #6148 bebop007, Jan 4, 2012
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    No. Beef curtains describes the multiple pussy lips, the appearance. Ham Napkin describes the nature of the vagina as a sperm receptacle, a singular function.
     
    #6149 Kubla Kahn, Jan 4, 2012
  10. Crown Royal

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    If everyone on here is allowed to complain about flats, is it okay if I take a moment to express my personal contempt for Bermuda shorts?

    WHY are these back exactly? Popped collar doesn't make look like a big enough asshole? What's next, leisure suits? God have mercy on our dirty little society.
     
    #6150 Crown Royal, Jan 4, 2012
  11. Kubla Kahn

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    With a pair of boating shoes and bermuda shorts you can play 1%er to!
     
    #6151 Kubla Kahn, Jan 4, 2012
  12. bewildered

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    At least they aren't short shorts. I have no idea why THAT style is making a comeback. Seriously, is there anything at all attractive about this?

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    #6152 bewildered, Jan 4, 2012
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    Unless you're somehow both gay and completely lacking in fashion sense, no.
     
    #6153 StayFrosty, Jan 4, 2012
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    It creeps me out when men shave their legs.

    Bermuda shorts? It's -7 outside. Show me Bermuda long johns and I'll have a problem.
     
    #6154 Angel_1756, Jan 4, 2012
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    Maybe if Romney is nominated the Union suit will make a comeback.
     
    #6155 Kubla Kahn, Jan 4, 2012
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    Bermuda shorts kinda fit down here, especially in the summers with our insane heat and humidity. They seem silly in colder climates though.
     
    #6156 bewildered, Jan 4, 2012
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    I think we're all pretty aware of what the fashion world thinks the ideal female is supposed to be. Is that skinny, hairless creature what the fashion world thinks the ideal guy is supposed to be?
     
    #6157 Noland, Jan 4, 2012
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    Some of the walking sticks we have here would fit in nicely on the gay runway.
     
    #6158 Kubla Kahn, Jan 4, 2012
  19. The Village Idiot

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    Yes, but does the ham napkin fit?

    I have no idea what that means, I just wanted to type 'ham napkin' again.
     
    #6159 The Village Idiot, Jan 4, 2012
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    It looks like Casual Friday ate a set of normal-ish weekday work clothes, some shitty beach vacation clothes, and then barfed them up to make that. How can a person wear something like that with no shame? Oh, wait...I think I can see a tear of shame in his eye.
     
    #6160 Psychodyne, Jan 4, 2012
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