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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Noland

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    Truth is preferable to lies.

    Tell him now rather than later.
     
    #6181 Noland, Jan 4, 2012
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    I'd say cancel it all together. Even if you are upfront and tell him you're not interested what ever he says about still hanging out without that over your head's is a lie. If you do hang out either he'll renege and try to make some moves or he'll bottle it up and he'll have a terrible time, thus ruining your evening as well. When you have sex on the mind and are hanging with a girl you are attracted to shit is tough to ignore.
     
    #6182 Kubla Kahn, Jan 4, 2012
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    "Hey, really excited about catching up. Just want to make it clear that I'm not looking for anything romantic and didn't want to lead you on."
     
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    I have entirely too much hair for that. Not that anyone needed to know, but you opened the door so...
     
    #6184 StayFrosty, Jan 4, 2012
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    Are you being flirtatious back? I know you said "on his part" so I'm assuming not. It always sounds easier than it actually is, but if you believe he's contacting you because he wants more than to just hang out (and he probably does), it's a good idea to mention that you aren't interested in anything like that. Like when he starts tossing sexual things into the conversation, you can essentially say "Well, I'm not at all interested in getting into anything like that, so if you are, you're probably going to be disappointed when we meet up. But if you want to get together to catch up and have dinner, that's totally okay." Or something along those lines.

    Just remember that how he acts from there is his decision and nothing you can control. If he gets pissy, so be it. If he still wants to go out, but secretly hopes you'll hook up, so be it. If he calls you a tease and says bad things about you on his message board, so be it. You can't control those things. All you can do is be as up front as possible and go from there. It's a balancing act, because you don't want to hurt his feelings, I'm sure, but you also want him to know that he should not lean in for a smooch at anytime. No matter what you do, if you’re up front and honest, you can feel good knowing you did the right thing. In short, clear the air before you meet up.
     
    #6185 Psychodyne, Jan 4, 2012
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    Someone burn this song out of my brain! It's on reeeeepeat and it's driving me mental.

    [​IMG]
     
    #6186 hooker, Jan 4, 2012
  7. Gator

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    Unless he has a really nice winter jacket he is willing to exchange for some coitus, I would back out completely.

    You don't have to lead him on or not lead him on. Sounds like his focus is on getting his pinky ALL stinky and you clarifying your feelings is not going to stop him. Just make an excuse and walk away.
     
    #6187 Gator, Jan 4, 2012
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    I'm making beer braised chicken thighs for dinner. Also... you know what? Brussels sprouts get a bad rap.
     
    #6188 hooker, Jan 4, 2012
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    Fuck me I hate that song. Only seconded by that god damned Wagon Wheel song. Fuck. What two songs were never not playing on my trip to Nashville and Memphis? Fuck.
     
    #6189 Kubla Kahn, Jan 4, 2012
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    Rather than assuming what he wants... why not ask him? Don't play mind games. You don't know what's in his head, he doesn't know what's in yours. Put your cards on the table.
     
    #6190 Angel_1756, Jan 4, 2012
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    Amazing how easy that is.
     
    #6191 Binary, Jan 4, 2012
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    Oh no you don't. "Intelligent discourse" was specifically taken out of the TiB motto. Don't you go using common sense and try to raise the bar.
     
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    That's what I'm saying! It's EVERYWHERE!

    "I fill you up. Let's have a paaaarty!"
     
    #6193 hooker, Jan 4, 2012
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    Unlike women men's intentions are plain as fucking day. What mental gymnastics would one have to do to make steering the conversations towards sex mean anything other than he wants sex?
     
    #6194 Kubla Kahn, Jan 4, 2012
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    A few well timed, clever remarks could save you loads of trouble.

    "I only date black guys, but I am truly flattered, honkey."

    "I have a herpes outbreak. Maybe next time."

    "In accordance with Megan's Law..."

    "Before we go to dinner, let's stop for some Kaopectate. I've got the squirts something fierce. No, not that kind of squirt, silly doodle. I'm pooping myself."

    Problem. Solved. People should pay me for this shit.
     
    #6195 CharlesJohnson, Jan 4, 2012
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    Exactly. Men don't hint about fucking if they don't want to fuck. How is this even a debate?
     
    #6196 hooker, Jan 4, 2012
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    #6197 audreymonroe, Jan 4, 2012
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    Make 'em dance, guys (or girls, if you're talented)!

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    #6198 hooker, Jan 4, 2012
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    Maybe instead audrey's friend should tell her, directly, to have sex with him. That way, audrey will want to have sex with him and this whole awkward mess can be avoided.

    That's how women work, right?
     
    #6200 ghettoastronaut, Jan 4, 2012
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