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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    #6201 hooker, Jan 4, 2012
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    My new hobby in hotel rooms:

    Drawing the biggest, ugliest dick on the 5th page down of the notepad that they leave for guests in the room.
     
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  3. hooker

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    I think you just nailed the first chapter of your book.

    Chapter Two can be about passive aggressiveness and how to understand what she's really saying by not saying it at all.
     
    #6203 hooker, Jan 4, 2012
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    Where the fuck have you been?
     
    #6204 hotwheelz, Jan 4, 2012
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    Start off with "Raise your hand if your cock is going anywhere in or around this chick."

    If he starts to raise his hand, quickly go "Not so fast!"

    It'll probably work better in person rather than over the net, but it could be worth a shot.
     
    #6205 bebop007, Jan 4, 2012
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    Been busy trying to bail a sinking ship with a tennis racket. Sorry dude.
     
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    I stayed in a hotel once where someone had drawn a flip-book of two people fucking within the pages of the gideon bible. Was that you?
     
    #6207 Angel_1756, Jan 4, 2012
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    Whoa, you've graduated to tennis rackets? Kinky.
     
    #6208 hotwheelz, Jan 4, 2012
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    I wear short shorts. Whaddya gonna do about it?
     

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    "I used to think you were crazy...but now I can see your nuts."
     
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    I bet your wife loves doing your laundry on game days.
     
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    Absolutely nothing, Thunder Thighs.
     
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    Interview in 30 minutes, need to nail this.
     
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    Good luck Sir Wheelz!
     
    #6214 McSmallstuff, Jan 4, 2012
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    There are more than a few Special Operations units that judge the manliness of their members by how short their shorts are.

    (I'm looking at you, Rangers and SEALs)
     
    #6215 BrianH, Jan 4, 2012
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    Let's face it, you got to be a man to wear tights.

     
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    I don't have a problem with short shorts as long as there is actually enough room to run and move properly in them. It's what I mostly wear playing sport or training.

    Completely agree about the Bemuda shorts and the variants.

    It's the third day of the Sydney Cricket Test over here in Aus today and it's been turned into an annual event in support of breast cancer.
    http://www.mcgrathfoundation.com.au/
    Great charity, they've been our charity for the last few years with the RAAF Cricket side.
     
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    Husband's PT shorts are so short his dick pokes out the bottom if he doesn't wear his suck em in tighty whities. Oorah!
     
    #6218 bewildered, Jan 4, 2012
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    I think the whole male population in the Air Force cringed when they released the new PT uniforms a while back. I have to wear an XL pair of shorts that barely hit mid thigh.
     
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    God those shorts suck. Thank god for the wind pants. Although the hood that looks like a head condom made for a lot of jokes in basic.
     
    #6220 McSmallstuff, Jan 4, 2012
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