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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Magnum PI wears short shorts. Your argument is invalid.

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    In other news I can't wear shorts like that anymore as my balls will fall out of the leg.
     
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    Stirfry! Yummy! And then I am having these butternutted squashes and finishing off my rum supply. Can I get a Heeeeeyyyooo?
     
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    That is NOT in the spirit of this, if I'd eaten breakfast already I might have thrown it up. Evil.

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    Did Ballsack already have his bachelor party?
     
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    Yeah, he wanted me to cater it but I told him that unless he gave me his BMW and a bottle of Sutter Home, it was no deal. I don't know. I think he hired a clown instead.
     
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    Yeah. Being around a bunch of hot sweaty men does that to some guys.
     
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    HEY! Kiss my ham napkins!
     
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    Only if you dip them in pineapple first.
     
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    Saw this yesterday and it made me chuckle.

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    A new world speed record for being so sexually frustrated in your marriage that you accost internet strangers.
     
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    Hmm, so half a bottle of this

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    makes me tipsy-doo-dah. TASTY! I recommebt you dudes and ladies and lady doods try it out.
     
    #6232 bewildered, Jan 4, 2012
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    Gravy, I'mma get you. WATCH OUT!
     
    #6233 bewildered, Jan 4, 2012
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    Keeping this going because I was going to say the same thing anyway:

    I think weekly drunk threads have to go. Monthly/ holiday/ something special? Sure. But when they come up they're pretty much the only thread being posted in, and 90% of the posts are inside jokes. And since they typically run from Thursday night to Monday morning, there's more rambling about nothing than there is actual discussion. I'm all for a little randomness and letting threads evolve, but it just makes attracting new members extremely difficult, because nobody would have any idea what to add. What's going to happen when some of the now-regulars stop posting as frequently because life comes up? There's not going to be many people left.
     
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    This message had been brought to you by Ham Napkin for President.

    This message was approved by the Committee to Re-Elect Ham Napkin for President.

    Carry on....
     
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    I don't have any idea what Lambrusco is, but without looking it up, I'll bet money on sweet.
     
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    We get new members?
     
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    If I knew how this is when I would make a .gif out of that matrix bullet dodge scene where the bullets are the names of various std's.
     
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    SWEEEET. MM mmm mmmmm. mmm. mmm. tasty. It is a good starter booze for people who don't drink much. But now I want real wine. Or at least real red. it can come in a box. I don't think crossing that busy 5 lane road while tipsy is smart. Rum it is!
     
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    I know where you live and stuff! Fuck, I'm not mad anymore. Will you let me borrow your Maker's Mark? I loath rum. This ain't gonna be pretty, but it has to be done.
     
    #6240 bewildered, Jan 4, 2012
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