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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    I don't drink much anymore, but does anyone else like Power's Irish Whiskey?
     
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  2. hooker

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    Turns out beer braised chicken thighs are the best kind of chicken thighs that ever existed.

    And why does talking about chicken thighs make me feel like a dirty pervert?
     
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    Wait.....THAT'S what makes you feel like a dirty pervy?
     
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    4 shots and you won't care.

    I should just stop buying booze. Or learn to accept getting drunk by myself. One or the other.


    It's the only sexual frontier she has left.
     
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    DERP what the fuck do you think our skype sessions have been about? Embrace it. You will be happier, yes you will.
     
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    Wait wait wait wait wait. Shots? I'll do em but I need a shooting buddy.
     
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    Negative. Coq au vin makes the best kind of chicken thighs.

    Something about thighs and alcohol, I suppose.
     
    #6247 Noland, Jan 4, 2012
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    Are there enough posters on this message board to generate substantial discussion in threads with a point? I'm not so sure. Cutting down on the number of drunk threads could also whittle down existing regular posters. I agree with you in theory, though. 442 pages? No one would ever look at that and say, yeah, I should read through this!
     
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    Jam session!!

     
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  10. Gravitas

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    Man up. You will feel better about the rum. Or you can just drown it in coke. That would probable work alright too.
     
    #6250 Gravitas, Jan 4, 2012
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    I try not to drink too much soda. However, I have these really super duper awesome martini glasses. I poured a double rum and filled it up with light hawaiian punch. Add a straw and it is almost palatable.
     
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    More the word "thighs" than the word "chicken," I think.... but I have no reason to feel like that's a pervy word.

    Also working towards a good Wednesday night drunk.

    Do tequila shots!
     
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    just spulled a bunch of rum/punch on myself. Obviously cannot manipulate a straw right now.
     
    #6253 bewildered, Jan 4, 2012
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    or spell
     
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    Hey turdwheelz, sup?
     
    #6255 bewildered, Jan 4, 2012
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    Hey Wheelz, how was the interview? Did you get the stunt cock job?
     
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    Fuck tequila.
     
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    Boom! Date night, aka sushi and makeout night. What whaaaaat!
     
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    You're mixing rum and Hawaiian Punch aren't you? Awesome.

    My friend came up with a drink consisting of 3 parts Jim Beam, 1 part amaretto, topped off with Hawaiian Punch. It's called "A Ghetto Beating," because after a few you wake up with a red, sugary ring around your mouth and it feels like you got beat the fuck up at a ghetto bbq.

    I have to be up at 3:30 am most days for work. This is starting to irritate the shit out of me. My night life is fucked. "Sorry, guys, can't stay out past 9:30 or else I won't get to my pre-dawn job." Granted, I'd rather be employed, but how often is there nice weather down here where I won't leave a sweat stain in my boxerbriefs?

    New Anthrax is fucking awesome:

     
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    Nailed it!
     
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