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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    Blac K jesus! how did you know!

    I want to share something alcoholic in nature that i am super pumped about. El HUSBAND bought me a cookbook a t the worl's greatest place, McGuire's. If you haven't heard of it then you can just suck my cock. Anyway, I now have the recipe to their frozen irish coffess. AMERICA FUCK EAH!
     
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  3. hooker

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    Oh my God. MSN still exists! And people still use it! Cute.
     
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    So, who else besides bewildered, myself, hooker and Gravitas is drinking?

    I really shouldn't be drinking, but this vodka bottle isn't going to drink itself, so...
     
    #6264 Durbanite, Jan 4, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I am discovering my calling as a DJ with the niche of early 00's pop songs.

    Edit: Or, I guess it's more hip hop/R&B...with a smattering of cheesy pop. I need to work on my marketing.
     
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    I'm watching a tv show my boyfriend helped to make. Bomb Girls. Surprisingly good, actually. I love wartime shows.
     
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    Eww...elf porn
     
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    Hope ya'll had a good Christmas!

    I got a boner.

     
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  9. hooker

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    Elf with cute boobies.

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    STOP! LOOOK! he changed his avatar. Thank fucking god.
     
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    Meh, i guess it depends on how much you like fake tits.
     
    #6271 bewildered, Jan 4, 2012
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    Page 444. I love this page.
     
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    add me?
     
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    Durb-I'm drinking. Kinda. Wine #2.

    I'm not looking forward going back to school. I slept until 10 today. Bah.
     
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    I'm going to try and paint my nails. This should be a disaster.
     
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    Due to the fact that iTunes blows - i.e. I can't have a separate account for wife, I have had to apologize to Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, Rage Against the Machine, the Police and others for the shitty music that is now inhabiting their space.

    In better news, now that I'm downloading entire discs, because my iTunes isn't a de facto play list, I'm quite surprised at how good some of the albums I have are, specifically, Def Leppard, Pyromania.

    Rock on...
     
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    "The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule."

    I don't buy it.
     
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    I don't buy it, either. I've only ever seen aspirin come in tablets.

    ... see what I did there?
     
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    Best statistic ever (if it's actually real - and I hope it is):

     
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