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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    I'm not drinking. I'm so not drinking it's depressing.
     
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    I don't buy that one either.
     
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  3. McSmallstuff

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    Oh, and they're not as nice as yours, but they would do in a pinch I suppose.
     
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    I think there was an earlier discussion about how much white girls enjoy various kinds of adventures.

    So...........

    Unrelated note, I've started getting into Penguin Cafe Orchestra and may use some Christmas loot to pick up an album or two.

     
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    Why not? Most of them are probably closeted.
     
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    Yeah, and how'd they figure that one out?

    "Excuse me sir - can we measure your balls? Great. Thanks. Now... have you been balls-deep in anyone other than your wife recently?"
     
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    I don't believe there's that few women.
     
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    Has anyone watched Chris Rock's documentary Good Hair?

    1. I had no idea hair was such a big thing with black women.

    2. Evidently, you can't touch a black girl's hair. Ever. Even if you're sleeping with her. One of the guys interviewed said that white women love to have their hair grabbed...you could practically spin them around the room by it. If you touch a black chick's hair during sex, though, it brings things to an abrupt halt.

    How weird would that be? The guy you're with can't touch your head? You can't have him grab a fistful of your hair while he's fucking you?

    Races are silly.
     
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  9. McSmallstuff

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    #23 vs. # 15 what a riveting BCS bowl game. Clearly this system ensures the best teams play in the biggest games.
     
    #6289 McSmallstuff, Jan 4, 2012
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    Oh shit, guess who just added three more letters after his name?
     
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    Depends. I saw that movie and was dating a black girl and we specifically talked about it. She said it was ok to touch her hair and it really wasn't much different than with a white girl. Your mileage may vary of course.
     
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    A UK student challenged Anthony Davis to a game of one-on-one. This is how he responded.



    Ha. HA. HAA.
     
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    OH MY GOD I know. This movie blew my mind. And how about the expectation that your boyfriend pay for your weave? "honey, can I have $150? It's time for me to get my hair colored." Yeah, right!

    I would be so sad if I couldn't have my hair pulled really fucking hard during sex. That's mandatory.




    PS: I've been on the TMMB/TIB since 04 (?) and I think most of the threads on this board are not that interesting, but the drunk threads are hilarious. I almost never post on anything else. It would be sad if they went away.
     
    #6293 rachiii, Jan 4, 2012
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    So then why not put an interesting idea for a thread on the Suggestion Board?

    Also, yay whiskey!

    EDIT: Anyone up for a G+ Hangout? I know I'm not the only one drinking here, so why not share, right?
     
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    I think waaaaaay more than that. And does oral sex count? Because then way, way, waaaay more.
     
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    What is funnier than various formerly intelligent people devolving into a drunken mess and making an ass of themselves. Some of the conversations that have happened in this current drunken thread are fucking hilarious.

    As for joining you idiots drinking, I'm being a good boy for a while. I need to start saving some money if I want to go overseas this year.
     
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    I am almost conflicted. I just got an e-mail from the college confirming my licensing as a pharmacist. But I already had a glass of johnnie walker double black that I got from the duty free in New York in my hands to try and make my apartment feel warmer, when I had been planning to drink this other little bottle of blue label that I picked up in the duty free in Mexico last year for my licensing.

    First world problems.
     
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    My god, Axl Rose was fantastic in his prime. Had he only died in '93...

     
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    The correct answer is to drink both.
     
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    But then we wouldn't have the brilliance of Chinese Democracy...
     
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