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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. hooker

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    Cute. This is where some of the Tororo people stayed at the meetup.
     
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    I knew being born in the 70's was going to have risks, but I can live with this

     
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    Good morning, idiots.

    I woke up an hour ago and I cNt go back to sleep. Doh.
     
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    #1 Song on the day I was born:

    "American Pie" by Don McLean. Yeah, I'm that old, fuck off.

    And get off my lawn.
     
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    Oh yeah? Here's the #1 song on the day I was born:



    Valentines Day '86, nigga
     
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    Yeah, well, let me tell you something, you little whipper snapper . . .

    On the day Grandpa R-O-M was born . . .

    "Hey Jude" The Beatles
     
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  7. hooker

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    We got good knives for Christmas and I didn't realize how sharp they were until I woke up with little paper-cut type cuts all over my fingers from using them last night when I made dinner.
     
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    That was according to that Canadian RPM Magazine and the Billboard Top 100.

    My birthday was April 19, 1982.

    I love rock n' roll too...
     
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    I'm pretty sure the #1 hit when Toytoy88 was born was Vivaldi's Four Seasons.

    But yeah. You're old. Heh.
     
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    My girlfriend's dad got a new knife for Christmas last year and didn't realize how sharp it was until the tip of his finger was lying on the cutting board. Ugh.
     
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    Joy to the World by Three Dog Night was #1 on my birthday. Anybody want to help Jeremiah drink his wine?
     
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    #1 song on the day I was born. Well ladies?

     
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  13. hooker

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    The thought of cutting off fingers make me feel sick. A guy that worked in my husband's shop cut off his entire fucking thumb with a table saw.

    My brother sliced right through his palm with a good knife while he was awkwardly cutting a watermelon. I think my entire family should just avoid sharp objects.
     
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    What's the difference between a sharp knife and a dull one? Do you people always have dull knives and just get used to being careless with them?
     
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    Which, then, makes you think about the music that was being made when Nett, Suapyg, Shegirl, etc. were born.

     
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    I'm pretty sure that whole song thing is just a ruse to get your birthday. It limits possibilities down to between 7 and 21 days. I'm pretty careful with my birthday on the internet - it's used in too many security questions and verifications.
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    ...and in my teens I also used shit like that to get access to people's accounts. People are dumb.
     
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    The knives we had were terrible, and couldn't hold a proper edge. Do I know that much about knives? No. But I know the ones we have now are better than the ones we had.
     
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    Wow, the number one song on my birthday was Dirty Diana by Michael Jackson. I'm not thrilled about that.
     
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    Hey, if someone really wants to steal my identity, crack into my Amex and pay it off, they're more than welcome. Hell, I'll even give you my mom's maiden name.
     
    #6359 Angel_1756, Jan 5, 2012
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    You kids with yer long hair and eight track tapes.

    Honestly, this place really does make me feel old sometimes. Most of you have dads that could tell you what THEIR birthdate song is. When MY dad was born, the Pope was still sad that he couldn't be a Nazi anymore.

    I'm gonna guess it was a Guy Lombardo tune.
     
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