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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Arctic_Scrap

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    The best I could come up with was this. July 1985 Hot 100 chart



    It came out with the Bond movie of the same name. I guess this means I should be a spy....or maybe I already am...
     
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  2. CharlesJohnson

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    July 29, 1981.



    Excuse me while I vomit my balls out of my ears. Fuckin' Air Supply. Mom should have stuffed me back in for a few more days until Jessie's Girl hit #1 the next week. Damn.
     
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    That's exactly it. I've usually owned nice knives so I'm careful with them, but most people simply don't understand the difference. A knife from Wal-Mart, especially an old one, requires you to push and saw to get through, say, an onion.

    A high quality knife will go through an onion with almost just the weight of the blade. So people go to slice something, push down on it, and suddenly the knife is on the cutting board before they got time to move their fingers.
     
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    I couldn't have picked a better song myself. Although, #1 song the week after I was born was "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon, which is another awesome. song. My mom got drunk on Thanksgiving one year and told me I was conceived to a Journey song. How can anyone say 80s music sucked??? It was SO GOOD!
     
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    Mine:




    My Dad's:

     
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    I could happily live the rest of my life not knowing that I was created while my parents were boning to Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'.
     
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    I guess you could count back 9 months and have a general idea of what the top hit was. Good chance that was blaring somewhere when egg met sperm....
     
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    Stow it, Junior.

    My Birthday month:

    "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter" - Herman's Hermits
    "Ticket to Ride" - the Beatles
    "Help Me Rhonda" - the Beach Boys
     
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    Not to sound like a jerk, but if you're slicing an onion in a way that puts your fingers directly between blade and board, you should probably not be allowed to touch a knife to begin with.
     
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    My parents let slip what song was playing when I was conceived. Basically as expected:

     
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    The #1 song on my birthday was "Beat It". Could be worse, I guess.

    I do know that I was conceived after several margaritas, which may explain my love/hate relationship with tequila.
     
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    And your proclivity for drunken mistakes.
     
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    Wah waaaaahhhhh.
     
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    Yeah, well a lot of the TiB ladies seem to get drunk typey, but none of them get all "Oh, tee hee, I'm so drunk, I'll post in the Boobie thread." <sigh>
     
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    This morning I had to explain to my Jewish boyfriend that the gas chamber is where animals go to die. To say he was horrified would be an understatement. Poor guy.

    In other news, we did get a kitty!!
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    This is her. Not curled up on our bed. NOT curled up in his arm. Nope. Not even a little.
     
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    Here is my bday shit fest:





    If ya'll will do me a favor and also make a 9 y/o boy happy, just open this video. You don't even have to watch it, just want to make the "views" go up. He was so bummed that only 9 people have watched it so far. He got a little video camera for Christmas and filmed his friends taking a nut shot. I'd appreciate it TiB
     
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    You shush your mouth and you shush it right now!



    (Hey at least the guitar solo is good......Right?.........Right?!)

    The number #1 song, when I was born, was that godawful "Let's Hear For the Boys" or whatever it is from Footloose.

    I'm opting to go with some Tina Turner instead since the Private Dancer album was released around the time I was born.

    I suppose it could double as the TiBettes' anthem as well.

     
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    Holy shit there are some youngsters here. I remember when most of those songs came out. My birthday song is Simon and Garfunkel's "Bridge Over Troubled Water" - 1970!
     
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    Man, electronics are fun until they break within warranty and then they blame it on you...
     
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    You're not supposed to put it in the water.
     
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