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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. ssycko

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    I think it's supposed to be "Don Glover Beef," but it looks like Dong Lover Beef, which is infinitely better and I hope is something he didn't notice.

    Also, I met the dude, no way he's 5'4. Like 5'9 or 10. Don't worry, you're still at least 5 inches taller than him.
     
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    Who doesn't get excited about abortions?
     
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    #6463 Gravitas, Jan 5, 2012
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    How awesome would it be if as a parent you said "I knew I should have sued that condom company" anytime your kid does something shitty?
     
    #6464 Frank, Jan 5, 2012
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    Anyone that loves language, loves writing, and wants to better themselves as readers or writers should give Salman Rushdie serious study. But the man cannot tell a story to save his fucking life. I've never been more bored to tears reading something so beautiful.

    Great article. Rushdie could easily pick up where Hitch left off, sans vitriol. Seeing them on Real Time was always the reason to tune into that show.
     
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    I got to hear him speak at my university and it was awesome. I have been meaning to pick up something of his up for a while. What would you recommend I read first?

    And he is also going to be writing a t.v show for Showtime, so that will be interesting.
     
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    I tried reading Satanic Verses and Ground Beneath Her Feet. Both had the most beautiful prose, and I had to quit both about 1/3 in because there wasn't any semblance of a plot, nor even a hint of what the jacket summary described. 500 pages of the most thoughtful words strung together that went nowhere. I feel bad not finishing them, but goddamn.

    Honestly, I'd pick up his memoirs due out this year. The man's life is fascinating. Indian, anti-religion, well educated and charming, had more top notch vagina than anyone save Justin Timberlake, and had a Fatwah placed on him. Dude was in hiding for 15 years. He looks like a bridge troll and bagged Padma Lakshmighsini-whatever her face from Top Chef.
     
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    I just got home from base after flying the helo in my picture for the first time. It was crazy, kind of like driving a Cadillac or a bus, but in the air and with a ton more power. Still fun as all hell, but I was super nervous about talking about the systems in my brief, I definitely need to study more.
    Can't wait to do it again.
     
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    You people are killing me.

    [​IMG]
     
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    THAT GUY'S BALLSACK LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A WALNUT.
     
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    I hadn't actually noticed a ball sack until you mentioned it, but now that I have, I must agree with you.
     
    #6471 McSmallstuff, Jan 5, 2012
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    I didn't but now I can't stop.

    Also, if nom is skyello, he is remarkably good at in person disguises. Props.
     
    #6472 MoreCowbell, Jan 5, 2012
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    I was looking at her teeth, looks like she has been chewing on rocks.
     
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    Crack jokes, but it's a hell of a way to get circumsized.
     
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    My train of thought was: WOAH that's a lot more graphic than I was expecting. WOAH that guy's ballsack looks exactly like a walnut. WOAH that girl's teeth are jacked.
     
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    Can't believe I'm still watching it, but it's like a train wreck. I love it.

    Jersey Shore tonight at 10. Happy Jerzday!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    She must be English.
     
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    Jersey Shore is a cultural Hindenberg. Oh! The Inanity!
     
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    Can't we just put a picture of a girl getting rail roaded without nit picking it to death? You know you perfectionist are the reason that none of the lovely ladies want to post on the booby/booty/bikini threads. For shame on all of you meany faced poopy heads.
     
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