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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/2012/01/watch_dirk_nowitzki_doing_a_dr.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/201 ... g_a_dr.php</a>

    Dirk DIRKKKK.
     
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    Yes, I realize that the twitter handle looks like the mildly homophobic "dong lover beef." I realized it as soon as I got DMs from Rick Perry and Rick Santorum asking for campaign contributions.

    And yeah, I realized that he was taller than I thought -- hence the retraction.
     
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    Look, if there is teeth and/or nutsack in a post in the boobie thread, then you're doing it wrong and deserve to be nitpicked.
     
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    Fine.

     

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    Here is the embed:

     
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    Thanks. I suck at the intarwebz.
     
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    Hmmm, to drink or not to drink...
     
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    Or, "You know how they say the pill is 99% effective? Yeah, you're not the 1%er I was hoping for."
     
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    DRINK....I've got quite a good buzz on right neeeoow.

    Officially following dongloverbeef. Chuch
     
    #6489 KillaKam, Jan 5, 2012
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    Abortion rallies are great places to meet chicks, too.
     
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    I'll see your Dirk and raise you:

     
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    Opening a wine bottle with your shoe is way harder than it looks, and if anybody asks, that clock was broken when I got here.
     
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    Sorry to drag up something from pages ago, but I haven't been on all day. Am I the only one who read this and thought it made perfect sense? Like it should be a primer that EVERYONE should read? Personally, I find I'm predisposed towards monogamy, but I know many who aren't.

    It also jived with my belief that cheating on your wife doesn't mean you love her any less. Maybe I'm wrong, but if more people adopted the article's view, they might be happier.
     
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    Only a Canadian is allowed to make fun of another Canadian

     
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    I forgot what a great album 'Seconds Out' is by Genesis. Holy shit.
     
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    Yeah, I don't know what was so wrong about that article.
     
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    Nonmonogamy is not the same thing as cheating.
     
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    Hotwheelz! Waaaooooo!

    Ducktails, anyone?

    I really need to go back to school. I'm bored. I spend my days reading, working out, and trying to do anything that doesn't cost money. It was amazing for 2 weeks. After 2 1/2, I'm going a little crazy. I feel completely worthless. A month from now I will miss doing jack shit. Wahhh.
     
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    FYI: Spending two hours painting an unventilated room in the middle of the house sucks. Just, you know, good advice.
     
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    This, exactly. I guess I've never got why people are sexually possessive, or why they see fidelity as the be-all, end-all. I suppose if sex and love are strongly linked in your mind, but still. I've come to believe that if more people knew themselves and then communicated their needs to their partner, the would be happier.
     
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