The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

1. React negatively? In college, if you find out the number is higher than 100, and you're like, "Hell, yeah! I've got a chance!" Then, if she shoots you down, you walk off, grab a beer and start telling your buddies she's a slut, and that's why you aren't going to make a move on her.

2. Also, in college, I assumed if she slept with me, she was a slut. Because, I was a pretty big dork and had no game. (Now, I'm still a dork and have no game, but being an upstanding guy, having a stable job, and not looking like a fat slob carries a lot more weight than it did in college.)

 

I'm not sure if I'm adding anything on top of what's been said, but oh well.

For it to seems like "well that's a lot" to me, we're probably talking 50s if she's around my age (22), more if she's approaching 30 (let's say 100?). It's not that my count is anywhere near that high; it's just that I have a fairly wide swath of what I consider to be normal sexual behavior. Like others have said, I don't generally ask or care, but for some reason women seem compelled to tell me.

At that point, it wouldn't be a negative reaction in terms of "Well she's a loose woman!" but I might find it kind of intimidating. That's a lot of dick to be compared against, and there's something off-putting about thinking "Well no matter how hard I try, there's probably 30 dudes she's slept with that have outdone me. And she probably still has some of their phone numbers."

But at the end of the day, this is only a secondary factor for #2. If the girl appears to take some moderate consideration of sexual well-being (birth control, protection) and doesn't use sex as a means to obtain other things (drinks, money, a legion of admires, a sense of self-worth), she can get on with her bad self as far as I'm concerned.

 

I don't disagree but at those numbers would anyone (guy or girl) be able to remember with enough detail to compare you to anything other than their best and worst? As long as your not the worst you're rollin'. To me that's not all bad.

 

Sigh.

 

So, there's a burger joint in Belgium that, to celebrate the re-release of The Phantom Menace in 3D, is offering up a Darth Vader burger and a Jedi Burger.



Congratulations, activated vegetable carbons, for further expanding the multi-cultural world of bread products. Black buns ftw.

 

That just does not look remotely appetizing. It looks like it somehow....rotted or something.

 

1. I adhered to the don't ask/don't tell policy. There is no reason for me to know.

I dated a woman who was like Kim Basinger in this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092666/

She was typically more "open" than was appropriate, and if she had even one glass of wine in her she would completely go off the deep end sexually, explicitly and publicly. She hit on our waiter, asked the woman in a car next to us at a stoplight if that woman minded seeing her give me head, tried to fuck me on the hood of a car in a crowded and well lit parking lot - I wouldn't think of bringing to met anyone in my family. She passed the limits of sluttiness for me.

 

VAN HALEN ANNOUNCED THEIR 2012 TOUR DATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going to see them in Pittsburgh on 3/30/2012.

WITH ROTH!!!!

Because much like Joe Dirt, I dig Van Halen but nor Van Haggar

 

Aaaand they're coming to St. Paul in May. Fuck yes. I saw them on their last tour with Roth and and it was an awesome show.

If only Black Sabbath would release dates for a North American tour... and AC/DC would schedule another one too... oh that would be something if they did it together.

 

Sorry Frank...

Man, I just had a guy moment in the office which made me think of my shallowness. There's this girl in my office who is just a white, blonde, "ewww-sports, girls don't like sports", party sorority type that I really was annoyed with the few times I've talked with her. Then I just up and noticed one day that she has an amazing rack. Now for some reason...not that annoyed anymore.

 

V.I. knows what he is talking about. He and his five friends were even more stoked by this discovery than they were by fire.

 

This is fucking great (advertising.)


Coworker just told me the story of how she got drunk on NYE, went home with the guy she's been dating for 3 weeks, and threw up while giving him head. Half my drink ended up on the floor.

 

You really think they're going to let him join the NAACP?

(If you think about it, that joke makes no sense).

Also, I agree, there's a difference between caring and happening to think "oh that's a lot." Like I don't really care one way or the other about Wilt Chamberlain's sex life, but I still think, "whoa that guy has slept with a lot of women."

 

She wants to blow you. I think.

 

I think that's why he spit out the drink, he's shocked someone would want to blow him.

 

People want to blow me all the time, just not give me head. Think about that one...

Wasn't that shit a Tucker Max story about the girl throwing up on a cock? No matter what I feel like I'm about to throw up like 10-15 minutes in advance. No idea how that shit just happens.