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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Saying you like Sammy over Dave is like saying you like prostate cancer over sex with Deborah Woll in a pile of money.

    Dave rules. He embodies the sleazy rock star, all five foot nothing of him. He's also a riot to watch --- he always walks like Travolta does to the BeeGees. Always.

    VI- The reason I personally discovered fire was so I could burn off Kim Kardashian's face with a flaming log.
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    My semen is pineapple flavored ipecac.
     
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    Gag reflexes have little to no warning.
     
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    You speak from experience?
     
    #6584 StayFrosty, Jan 6, 2012
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    That's how I tried to get rid of the warts she gave me.
     
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  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Off topic . . .

    Did you know that if you just type "deb" in a Google image search the results are much less attractive than if you just type "sara" ? I find that interesting.

    Please return to your "cocks sometimes make girls puke" programming.
     
    #6586 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 6, 2012
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  8. Devils Advocate

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    Are you that bored that you are typing in random female names to get pictures? Or is there a real point behind this? Just curious.
     
    #6588 Devils Advocate, Jan 6, 2012
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    Look, men will do a lot of things in the name of science.
     
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    Well if you ladies would keep the booty/boobie threads updated we wouldn't have to resort to random google image searches.
     
    #6590 gogators, Jan 6, 2012
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    OK so new drinking game...

    It's called: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Booze. You drink every time Michael Cera does something geeky, awkward or weird. Guaranteed drunkenness within 30 minutes, whether you're watching Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Juno, Arrested Development or anything else he's been in.

    For faster drunkenness, drink martinis. Or shots.


    Also:

     
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    I got head from a bulimic girl once (well more than once, but you know what I mean). That reflex had been destroyed years before, I could literally bump up against the back of her throat and be unable to physically push any further without risking a vomit episode.
     
    #6592 Aetius, Jan 6, 2012
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Just got my baby back! And no, I don't mean my wife, whom returns from Gainsville sometime tonight.

    My baby:

    A 2004 American Made Stratocaster with coil tapping and a humbucker (standard - I think it's the 50th Anniversary Model).
     
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    Okay, feedback so far is telling me that image googling random female names is normal. All guys do this? I'm a female, and I have never image googled a random guy's name.
     
    #6594 Devils Advocate, Jan 6, 2012
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    We google image search anything and everything that might result in pictures of boobs.
     
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    Truth. Hell, I've even been known to type in "Frebis idiot board no shirt."
     
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    That sounds just like MY college drinking game called HONEY I DRUNK THE KIDS. You watch a Rick Moranis movie and drink whenever he looks like a nerd. It's a great excuse to watch Ghostbusters or Streets Of Fire.
     
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    Wait...you're a female?
     
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    New year's resolution season means we're filling an awful lot of zyban and champix this week.

    Also, the tech informs me requests for pregnancy tests are up.
     
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    Haven't you been down that road with her already?
     
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