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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    They have names? Uh, she's not on the website. She's a brunette, slim, cute rack, long hair. Just watched her, they didn't say what her name was.
     
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  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Sarah?

    Definitely not Deb.

    Forgot to mention this earlier:
     

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    In addition to the well-they'll-all-lie-anyway facet, there's another thing about that question.

    If I hear it as an interviewee, not only am I always going to answer yes, but it tells me that 1 of 3 things is going on:

    1) She's had issues with guys being douches in the workplace and disrespecting her.
    2) She's crazy/weird about being all "I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar!" in the workplace.
    3) She's a ubercunt, but rather than place blame on herself for the problem, she has falsely chalked it up to "It must be because I'm a woman!"

    Sure, in your case it counds like Door #1. But as someone interviewing, I have no way of knowing. So it effectively signals that there is a 2/3 chance of you being crazy or a cunt.
     
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  4. CharlesJohnson

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    Well I finally got my own computer again. PORN TIME!

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    Yeah. Let's make all of that happen.

    On a side note, when did it all of a sudden become cool to make special orders. During dinner two different jackbags came in to place an order. Each one rambled on about exceptions to how the dish came (without lettuce, sauce on the side, etc). Just order the fucking thing. Pluck it off.
     
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    This is pathetic. I didn't even realize it was Friday until I read someone's TGIF post here on TiB.
     
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  6. Gravitas

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    I need to know if I'm retarded.

    In this paragraph:

    He's certainly capable of doing it. He's liable to say anything. (He remains my debate BFF for throwing Iran-Contra at Gingrich and Santorum when they began lusting for covert war against Iran.) He can do it without being vulnerable to charges of being a complete hypocrite. He has absolutely nothing to lose. He's not angling for a senior fellowship anywhere when this crashes and burns. He's not beholding to any of the people to whom the rest of them are beholding. And Santorum is the person standing most directly between him and Romney. If he can hit Santorum on all of this, and make it stick, then the rest of them will have to follow along, if not Saturday, then on Sunday with dancin' Dave. Of course, this will make Romney and Gingrich look like two-faced fools. Bonus!

    Shouldn't it be beholden instead of "beholding"?
     
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    That's what happens when you drink rum and Hawaiian punch on a Wednesday. You miss Thursday.

    I'm debating doing something tonight or just going to bed at 9 with my dick in my hand, covered in gooey shame and the JC Penny underwear ad splayed over my chest (we don't get no fancy Sears catalogue here).

    Also, SATAN:

     
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  8. bewildered

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    Yes. Beholden. Who wrote that? They probably read it slang. What I mean is, when I say things with an -ing ending, I rarely actually pronounce the g. Maybe they heard it often and always thought it was the word beholdin' ?
     
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    Welcome to my world, sister. Is it Monday? Thursday? Saturday? Oh yeah, that's right. It doesn't matter. Every day's the same!
     
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    Soo....this means you are joining me in drunky drunk Hawaiian punch and rum time?

    G+ YEAH!
     
    #6630 bewildered, Jan 6, 2012
  11. TX.

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    I will another night this weekend! It's Date Night in this neck of the woods!
     
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    http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/new-hampshire-debate-january-7-6634202

    I pointed it out in a reply and someone gave me shit about it. I deleted my comment so that I could confirm here without everyone knowing my true identity.

    The worst part is I have a degree in this shit and yet I possess zero confidence. That makes me laugh.
     
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    Honestly they probably just fucked it up as a smashed together version of "be holding." I don't know. Maybe it had something to do with their spell check. Or maybe, just maybe, they are retarded.
     
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    He is actually a pretty decent writer. I think it was just a homophone-esque mistake that spellcheck didn't pick up because beholding is a perfectly fine word.
     
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    Know what's great? Typing up letters and being able to introduce yourself as a "pharmacist" and not a "pharmacy intern". Because I bet that pharmaceutical company I wrote a letter to because they only put 59 oxycodones in that vial instead of 60 took that problem so much more seriously than they would have if an intern had written to them about it.

    Now I play the waiting game until they open an investigation on me for the shortage. I was alone in the narc room. I could have easily just slipped the tab in my pocket and pretended, you know?
     
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    Last weekend before the semester starts. I've already been at the law school library just to do assigned reading/worksheets(since we're basically using the same books as last semester, professors are assigning us homework before the semester starts. Yay.) Anyone have any good two-person drinking games the fiancee and I can play while the baby sleeps(good god, I feel old)for my last weekend of freedom?
     
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    Drinking cribbage

    The loser drinks the difference between the hand scores in seconds
    If the crib holder gets four points or less they drink double the points in seconds. Otherwise the other person drinks the crib score in seconds.

    I've only played it twice but it's fun. I would recommend cutting the crib drinking in half and taking a sip anytime the other person gets anything during the pegging portion of the round.
     
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    Bypass the drinking and go straight for sex.
     
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    I love Cat Power.

    edit: I love the Pandora Cat Power station. CP + the Pixies = happy TX.
     
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    Meow
     
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