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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Question: is there a more desperate or pathetic attempt to seem fuckable in college than joining an aCRAPella group?

    Nope!
     
    #6641 Crown Royal, Jan 6, 2012
  2. ghettoastronaut

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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    Anybody up for some google plus themed drinking?
     
    #6643 Nom Chompsky, Jan 6, 2012
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    I'm going to run first but I'll be back after a bit.
     
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    I'm not falling for that one again. The morning after pill is too expensive.
     
    #6645 CharlesJohnson, Jan 6, 2012
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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Just get ghetto to "find a bottle with one missing", CJ. Problem solved.
     
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  7. TX.

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    I prefer taking the stairs.

    And, by "taking the" I mean "throwing myself down a flight of".
     
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    Jesus. I will bet you ten dollars that in my lifetime I will hear someone insist that doing this is the more "natural" way and that taking a pill to prevent pregnancy in the first place is taking the easy way out and a sign of our instant gratification society.
     
    #6648 ghettoastronaut, Jan 6, 2012
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    Google + or clean my work bench... tough choice.
     
    #6649 katokoch, Jan 6, 2012
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    Oh man, I just found my next goal

    Fuck yes
     
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  11. Crown Royal

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    This Troy Holm dude who stole Doug Stanhope's material on his blog sure got turned into a celebrity for all the wrong reasons. I wouldn't be surprised if he killed himself. I mean...


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    #6651 Crown Royal, Jan 6, 2012
  12. CharlesJohnson

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    You should get into the abortion business. Big money in drippy fetuses. You'd be a modern day midwife/herbalist administering herbal tinctures to roto rooter a passing journeyman's misbegotten seed from a fair woman's snatch thusly.
     
    #6652 CharlesJohnson, Jan 6, 2012
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    I already dispense birth control, condoms, plan b and misoprostol. And I masturbate. According to the Catholic Church I'm a regular Stalin over here.
     
    #6653 ghettoastronaut, Jan 6, 2012
  14. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    The Catholic Church has over 5500 charges of sexual abuse against it just in America alone. I would say that it has bigger fish to fry at the moment.
     
    #6654 Crown Royal, Jan 6, 2012
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    Yeah, well, it's not for you to decide what the Holy Mother Church's priorities are. Do you have any idea how many trillion potential babies are contained in each ejaculate? Somebody's gotta start advocating for them.
     
    #6655 ghettoastronaut, Jan 6, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Selma Hayek's boobs are awesome.
     
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  17. Crown Royal

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    Their priorities are keeping women out of the priesthood to make room for the gays, then ordering all involved to be hush-hush about it. They are a cult, only nobody has the balls to kick their doors in like they did the Mormons.

    Because of their idiotic beliefs, pigheaded pharmacists (not directed at yourself) refuse to fill perscriptions because birth control was written in the bible as a sin 6 millienium ago and pee-pees are for potty mouths.
     
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    Gays? They're producing a haven for pedophiles. Which begs the question, did pedophiles join the church or are they so sexually frustrated they stick their power tripping miter into whatever is there and vulnerable?

    Religion and fucking the congregation goes hand in hand like Ghetto and abortions.
     
    #6658 CharlesJohnson, Jan 6, 2012
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    So, who wants to donate money to a fund so I can adopt a Pekinese who has OCD because he's constantly neglected and frequently abused? I'm going to kill my dad's white trash girlfriend if this keeps up. You don't kick or smother a 15 pound dog for staring at you and your popcorn while you feed some to another dog right in front of him.

    Further, what the fuck is the point to keeping him around? Fucking cunt. If I had to choose between rescuing her or that dog from a fire, I'd go for that guy in a heartbeat.

    Sorry for interrupting the Catholic rape thread.
     
    #6659 StayFrosty, Jan 6, 2012
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    Hey everybody I would like some attention.

    I'm gonna restart my computer (to make it run better) then start a google plus hangout. I'll invite everybody who might want to come, if you wanna be involved and we're...nonplussed, as it were, send me a pm.

    Funfunfun
     
    #6660 Nom Chompsky, Jan 6, 2012
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