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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Nitwit

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    Did you just write "whatever"?

    Knock yourself out, Batman.

    http://www.bing.com/search?q=gay+porn&src=ie9tr
     
    #6681 Nitwit, Jan 6, 2012
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    Surprised they didn't trace the calls and arrest them for soliciting a minor.
     
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    I wanted to know after you posted.
     
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    And thank you for adding virtually nothing into the mix. It's too bad you weren't around earlier or more often to show us how we should be thinking.
     
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    All I want to know is where I can acquire a Siberian Husky who knows how to raise one eyebrow on command.
     
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    In other news, my V2 e cig arrived today, just in time as I'm down to the last pack in my carton. It's a little different and will take some getting used to, but I really think its my solution to the hand-to-mouth deal. Been a menthol smoker for a long time and their menthol carts are pretty tasty. Nearly hacked up a lung on my first hits but that's normal. Vapor is supposedly breaking up 35 years worth of gunk in there, so stock in Scott Tissuecwould probably be a safe investment short term. Slightly sore and dry throat, but was told that's expected and goes away quickly, but to stay well hydrated. It's nice to lie in bed and puff away. Hopefully this is the end of the insanity!
     
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    I've had this song stuck in my head ALL DAY and now the bar I live over is playing it.

     
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    Not bragging about your job every third post? Dude, pharmacy, yeah yeah, we get it.

    Why is it that I get to go home at reasonable hours on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, whereas whenever I need to work late, it always seems to fall on a Friday?

    Blah. Me want sleepytime.
     
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    If everyone could check my thread it'd be great.
     
    #6689 hotwheelz, Jan 7, 2012
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    Gee, I'm sorry, it only took me five years to get here.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have 14 letters after my name and I intend to go make the most of them.
     
    #6690 ghettoastronaut, Jan 7, 2012
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    Edit: Meh. I should ignore the low hanging fruit.
     
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    All I have to say is what the fuckkkk. How is that even physicially possible? I'm no doctor but I don't see how it's possible to fit two feet of black dildo up some skanks asshole. And that thing is too thick to snake through her large intestine, so wtf?
     
    #6692 jordan_paul, Jan 7, 2012
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    What is a pharmacists salary in you're area of the world?
     
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    I am at a crossroads, TiB. I have had much wine, plus I took my ambien for the night so am in a nice happy place. So, do I pour more wine and spout out things that I won't remember in the morning or just go to bed. One seems fun option....the other ...just doesn't
     
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    Baby girl had a special kind of evil day. Shockingly both the boys were pretty well behaved. Either way Diva's special brand of obnoxious was quite enough. Thank god for beer!
     
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    So I met with the guy today, just hung out and talked to him for awhile.
    His. Feet. Stink.

    Like...reek so bad that when he was upstairs the smell was coming through the vents to the bathroom downstairs.


    I am entirely too sober for this.
     
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    So I think that makes the whole "can he take direction from a woman" thing moot, right?
     
    #6697 McSmallstuff, Jan 7, 2012
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    It very well might. The Guy talked to him as well, since he (The Guy) is basically my assistant. We both agreed he has potential to be an asset but GODDAMN. While we were talking, I had to figure a way to sit with my hand close to my face so I could smell my perfume instead of his reeky feet. He wears Sanuks, and they must be rotten.
     
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    Drink. Drink until everything seems a little less like a nightmare.

    Save for a one hour nap, I have been awake for 21 hours now. I want someone who has the balls to stay up and drink with me until dawn. Ain't going to happen.

    There's also a fat louse fucking a chick out of his faggot league. This is my life? I've been bested by a spud ginger with a beer gut and skinny jeans? For shame. FOR FUCKING SHAME.
     
    #6699 CharlesJohnson, Jan 7, 2012
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    How could you hire someone who would fucking repel your customers? Basic hygiene is a standard for any job.
     
    #6700 zyron, Jan 7, 2012
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