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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    As big of an Elvis fan that I am, whoever thought that bringing back pompadour hairstyles to metrosexuals was a good idea should be shot and pissed on, then hung from a meathook in Italy.

    I seriously, SERIOUSLY hate you. TiBettes, do you actually LIKE this look on dudes?

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    #6721 Crown Royal, Jan 7, 2012
  2. StayFrosty

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    I have this stuck in my head, and it wont. go. away.



    And the guy in Crown's post looks like a royal douche.
     
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  3. bewildered

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    [​IMG]
     
    #6723 bewildered, Jan 7, 2012
  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I love that you would use a bird that's literally impossible to like. Why anybody would want one of those screeching, aggressive, miserable little shits is beyond me. My aunt always had a half dozen of them and they were pieces of shit that hated everything they saw.
     
    #6724 Crown Royal, Jan 7, 2012
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    Depends on the guy, in my opinion. Mr. P rocks his hair kind of Elvis-like some days, it looks good. If he went around pouting, that would be a problem.
     
    #6725 PIMPTRESS, Jan 7, 2012
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    So I've been hooking my laptop up to a TV screen (43") the last little while. Despite using the recommended resolution, the image is still stretched out horizontally. Anybody know how to get that to stop happening?
     
    #6726 ghettoastronaut, Jan 7, 2012
  7. bewildered

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    My mom has sent me 10 messages in the past couple minutes on Gmail chat about the cheese that's on sale at the grocery store.
     
    #6727 bewildered, Jan 7, 2012
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    I drank WAY too much last night, to the surprise of absolutely no one. I feel like hammered ass. It is beautiful outside, being January in SW Virginia and all.

    I'm still on honeymoon with the job but yesterday was crap. Everything I touched turned to shit except for payroll. I nailed it.

    Also: A boy after my own heart:



    Good afternoon, peeps!

    *edit* Oh yeah, and it's also shark week, if you ladies catch my drift. There are communists in the funhouse, I am having ketchup with my steak, the red menace is in town. I could go on all day...
     

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  9. Juice

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    Is that right after you hit him?



    /kidding
     
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    So, you finally won a role in a period costume drama?

    Good for you!
     
    #6730 bebop007, Jan 7, 2012
  11. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    TiBettes - especially Bewildered - watch this videoIMMEDIATELY. It is awesome. The retro sexism is top notch. Such creepiness. And a dash of sexiness.
     
    #6731 audreymonroe, Jan 7, 2012
  12. bewildered

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    "Men have suffered, submitted, and supported long enough."

    Can I punch someone now? Or do I have to keep watching?
     
    #6732 bewildered, Jan 7, 2012
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    No, you have to keep watching. Did you know that when undressing for your man you may be disregarding your angles? You may be putting your marriage at peril!
     
    #6733 Trakiel, Jan 7, 2012
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    Hah, these aren't even tips for your husband in particular. These are tips for the peeping Tom who is viewing all this first hand.
     
    #6734 bewildered, Jan 7, 2012
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    Haha, it's funny they feel so oppressed, silly men.

    Entertainment has not evolved much.


    edited: ohmygawd, this shit is crazy!
     
    #6735 PIMPTRESS, Jan 7, 2012
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    My coworker left a mess on a display item I was trying to show to a customer, so I moved the mess to his desk and while I was working with the customer, he moved the mess to my desk.

    Game on mother fucker. Game on.
     
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    What kind of mess?
     
    #6737 bewildered, Jan 7, 2012
  18. Nom Chompsky

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    Ugh, people who work in sex shops are so weird.
     
    #6738 Nom Chompsky, Jan 7, 2012
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    Really? Wanna play "guess the mess on the desk" with me?

    You do....don't you? I knew it.

     

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    ... so, the mess is that she pooped out that red thing in between her legs on the desk?
     
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