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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    So baby girl had to go to the hospital around 5 this morning. She was puking, coughing, and just generally miserable. Fortunately it can't be serious because the sent her home. However she has had no sleep, and the boys slept pretty poorly as well. It has been a long damn day.
     
    #6741 McSmallstuff, Jan 7, 2012
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    That's not red, it's pink.

    Unless mine got photoshopped.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    I have been in bar fights that have inflicted less physical pain on me than my three year old daughter can inflict in ten seconds. How can a creature so small headbutt so GODDAMN HARD (and I have a solid melon) and laugh afterwards?
     
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    Like my mom says, kids are half rubber, half steel.
     
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    Holy shit...I can WATCH THE PLAYOFFS! ON MY TV! IN MY HOUSE! GOD BLESS YOU, ANTENNA FROM THE 50s!
     
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    Was she talking about kids or cocks?
     
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    I think the "rubber" element relates to the disgusting way she can contort her spine around while trying to do sommersaults. It's practically gross to watch, I don't know how she doesn't die but it has no effect.

    Off topic: Bigperson, Robs4, and to anyone else on here a Steelers or Broncos fan: I respect youse guys, so I apologize saying this: with the two quarterbacks I hate the most EVER playing each other this weekend, never have I prayed harder for Bruce Dern to pilot a Goodyear blimp loaded with steel darts into the stadium and blow it up in my life. Tebow and Rapeberger in one fail swoop? Sign me up.
     
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    Here's what is (most likely) going through her mind, since kids like to test their parents... don't they?:

     
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    Ugh, I'm so sick of getting backhanded apologies from people. I swear, the next time someone "apologies" to me by saying some version of "I'm sorry you feel upset" I'm going punch the person in the face.
     
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    I'm sorry you're so irritated.
     
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    Zing!
     
    #6751 Trakiel, Jan 7, 2012
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    This is one of my biggest annoyances ever. I think the phrase "I'm sorry you feel that way" is the secret code that changes my switch to destroy mode. I see red. I'd rather you didn't bother to pretend to apologize at all.
     
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    I like the Steelers, but I don't really follow the pros to much. I have like five teams I like to see do well, and only one team, and quite a few individuals I really hate. So Crown hate on playa.

    Although if Tebow, and Brady could catch aids from a diamond tipped steel dildo that they shared with the crack whore Charlie Weis uses, that would be just dandy.
     
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    I don't see that as a back handed apology. When I say that I'm genuinely sorry the person is upset. I just feel that my actions that got the person upset are perfectly justifiable. So I'm not sorry for anything I have done.
     
    #6754 McSmallstuff, Jan 7, 2012
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    Sorry, CR, I gotta disagree with you here. Overrated and bible-crazy as he may be, I don't think we can classify young Mr. Tebow in the same category of hatred we can for Big Ben McRapey. We might one day learn that he's been selling children on the black market, but so far Tim's life has been a gleaming picture of how to live as a decent, moral man. And Ben has been a picture of how to be big, dumb and do whatever the fuck you want a la OJ Simpson.

    (Okay, not that extreme but he's on the path.)
     
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    YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

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    The square, dimpled chin? Only beat by these arms...

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    #6756 Dcc001, Jan 7, 2012
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    Well, that's just it. If you're not sorry for anything you've done then why are you pretending to apologize?
     
    #6757 Trakiel, Jan 7, 2012
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    You do realize if he ever saw your vagina, he'd probably curl up in the fetal position and start crying and praying and calling you a harlot and a whore, right?
     
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    I plowed through 3 of these bad boys today. My conclusion, Crown Royal and the rest of you Mountain Dew hating Canadians should be put in camps and tortured to death, this shit is FOR REAL!
     
    #6759 Frank, Jan 7, 2012
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    We've already gone over the fact that she has terrible taste in men, no need to rub it in.
     
    #6760 Frank, Jan 7, 2012
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