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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    All soda used to be made with sugar until a big sugar tax made companies look for other sweetening agents. I've had the "throwback" sodas with sugar and Mexican sodas (which are just non-mainstream flavors with sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup) and it tastes so much better. Corn used to be super duper cheap but I think Ethanol production may have made it more expensive. I might look into that; it would be interesting to see which is cheaper to produce now.
     
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    I think you were the one who was kind enough to point out that it's not the men that are poorly chosen, it's me being fucked up.
     
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    To those watching the game, what did you think of the penalty called on Nelson when he hit Daniels? As a former DB, I have to say if I'd ever gotten a penalty like that I would've gotten a bout of apoplexy. That was a perfect hit. Damn NFL, put flags on the guys already.
     
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    Though I (mostly) stand by what I said, I think it was more more the resignation I interpreted from your posts that make me think you are too hard on yourself and made you seem jaded. Either way, best of luck, prove me wrong, I think you deserve it.
     
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    This! Why are the even pretending that the defense has a fair shot anymore. Not that I'm watching the game of course. Freddy who is a jack ass won't sleep so he has tv control so he doesn't wake up the two who are actually sleeping.
     
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    Can we please cut the bullshit and acknowledge that we would ALL sleep with Tebow, if given the chance? Sure, he'd be (at best) clueless or (at worst) praying to his sheep god to make it stop, but those arms and shoulders....
     
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    I think you have a fetish for wrecking a clearly moral and viriginal quarterback from his obvious homosexuality.
     
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    Honestly, I'd probably do it just for the feather in my cap, and I think I'm a zero or one on the Kinsey scale.
     
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    The fact that women are as shallow as men is both satisfying and disappointing.
     
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    It's the unavailability that's drawing me in.
     
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    I'll give you the guy has nice arms, but then, he is a quarterback and that's to be expected. I just don't see how you get around the fact that he is one goofy looking guy. Seriously. Look at that face.

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    [​IMG]

    ...sorry, what were we talking about?
     
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    My arms are better than that......

    .........the ass I might wake up next to in the morning, not so much.
     
    #6773 Nitwit, Jan 7, 2012
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    He's a big guy but meh. He has the face of a 15 year old.
     
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    I would not sleep with that guy, regardless of his personality.
     
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    Tebow's "I'm staying a virgin until marriage" shtick must be the equivalent of Nom going around saying "I really just don't enjoy blowjobs".

    It's true, though. He doesn't.
     
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    You tried?
     
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    Pshaw. You people. Suspend your disbelief for just one moment and pretend that instead of being an inexperienced, bible thumping virgin he is in fact down with bending someone over the kitchen table with one hand and grabbing their hair with the other. Now:

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    Perhaps I'm revealing too much.

    In all seriousness, he's an inexperienced overrated QB who needs years to mature, and the only thing going for him is the crazy fluke mojo he can sometimes generate. But godDAMN he is fine.
     
    #6778 Dcc001, Jan 7, 2012
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    Apparently I'm going to a "football party" tomorrow. I know jack shit about football, and have no idea who this "Tebow" person is that you all keep harping on about. I'm probably going to be the girl in the corner whispering frantically "wait, what does that mean??". Alternatively, I'm going to spend my night wikipedia-ing the hell out of the NFL with more enthusiasm than I ever put into getting my degree.

    I am so fucked.
     
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    He used that ole line on you didn't he? Oh, Nom, you sly boots.

    In fantastic news I'm drinking White Burgundy. Baron de Rothschild. I approve.

    There are only a few men I'd let ravage my pert, virgin butt: Stephen King, Jerry Cantrell of Alice In Chains and James Hetfield. The former two would be tender lovers, the latter not so much.

    Tebow looks like a cornfed, country retard. If he ever fucks up you can bet his coach will take him down to the creek, talk about the rabbits, and put a bullet in that enormous head.
     
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