Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 340 of 356
  1. TX.

    TX.
    Expand Collapse
    The Mad Pooper

    Reputation:
    421
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,724
    Location:
    With Waylon, Willie and the boys
    It's all good, Angel. Just drink a beer, relax, and try to only ask questions during commercials.
     
    #6781 TX., Jan 7, 2012
  2. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,318
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,254
    Just bring beer and snacks and keep your mouth shut when plays are happening. Trust me, they'll love you.
     
    #6782 bewildered, Jan 7, 2012
  3. ghettoastronaut

    ghettoastronaut
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    70
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    4,917
    No, he gave me a blowjob, but he just didn't enjoy it.
     
    #6783 ghettoastronaut, Jan 7, 2012
  4. Arctic_Scrap

    Arctic_Scrap
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    734
    Location:
    Duluth, MN, USA


    This might be the best advice ever given for watching football.
     
    #6784 Arctic_Scrap, Jan 7, 2012
  5. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    Au contraire, mon ami. Whenever a mundane play happens you should stand up cheering, shake a beer, and spray it over everyone as if a touchdown happened. Whenever the announcer is talking, ask loudly "WHAT'S THIS DIP MADE OF?" Whenever the camera pans to a player ask what kind of shoes he's wearing. "Why are there pointy things on the soles?" "Hey guuuuuuuys?? Why do they have to hit each other. Someone could get hurt!" Announce loudly you want the team with the prettiest colors on their uniform to win.
     
    #6785 CharlesJohnson, Jan 7, 2012
  6. GTE

    GTE
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    628
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,150

    I don't think you could write a better life then the one Tom Brady has had so far. Being an All Star H.S. QB you know he was nailing all the hot cheerleaders, then off to a paid college scholarship where he did more of that, then to the NFL where he gets multiple Super Bowl rings & marries a super model. All that and he's not a bad looking guy.
     
    #6786 GTE, Jan 7, 2012
  7. D26

    D26
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    110
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,305
    I swear I'd like him more if the NFL didn't go out of their way to protect him. They've done everything up to giving the guy a belt with flags on it. I've never seen any NFL QB more coddled than him, except MAYBE Peyton Manning. Hell, they changed and entire rule because he fumbled the ball once (see: tuck rule).

    The higher-ups at the NFL knew what they had with Tom Brady, and they were going to be damned if they were going to let someone get in the way of that particular gravy train.

    All that said, he seems like a decent enough guy, I just wish he didn't play for the Patriots.
     
    #6787 D26, Jan 7, 2012
  8. JWags

    JWags
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    153
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,210
    Location:
    Chicago
    He also cries for flags in shameful fashion. I swear he's never taken a hit he feels is fair.
     
    #6788 JWags, Jan 7, 2012
  9. TX.

    TX.
    Expand Collapse
    The Mad Pooper

    Reputation:
    421
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,724
    Location:
    With Waylon, Willie and the boys
    Tebow does nothing for me, however, I'd let Tom Brady do whatever he wanted with me. He's almost too pretty.
     
    #6789 TX., Jan 7, 2012
  10. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    I'm going to go get drunker.

    [​IMG]

    ( <a class="postlink" href="http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo351/midniteOG/Untitled-1.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo35 ... tled-1.jpg</a> )
     
    #6790 CharlesJohnson, Jan 7, 2012
  11. D26

    D26
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    110
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,305
    Well, that is mostly because he is coddled. He knows if he bitches and moans and screams for the flag, he'll either get it then, or they'll watch more closely and he'll get a flag later on a questionable hit. Either way, he knows bitching will ultimately get his team yards and benefit him, so he'll do it.

    I'd expect any competitive QB in his position to do the same. I've seen Peyton, Cutler, Brees, Rivers, and most other QBs do that same thing. The last QB I didn't see bitch when he got up was Brett Favre, who would usually get in the defensive player's face and talk shit. God damn I hate Bret Favre, but at least he wasn't a crybaby about getting hit.
     
    #6791 D26, Jan 7, 2012
  12. ghettoastronaut

    ghettoastronaut
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    70
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    4,917
    And yet, Americans' greatest criticism about soccer is that...?
     
    #6792 ghettoastronaut, Jan 7, 2012
  13. Backroom

    Backroom
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    724


    TEQUILA
     
    #6793 Backroom, Jan 7, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  14. D26

    D26
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    110
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,305
    1) There is a difference between taking a hit, getting up, and bitching about it, and taking a soft hit, then diving backwards like you were just shot with a cannonball in the face.

    2) Soccer is boring. I'm pretty sure that is the number one argument by Americans against soccer. We find it incredibly boring.

     
    #6794 D26, Jan 7, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  15. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    978
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,070
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    The reason I don't like Tim Tebow is not because he's overrated and unjustly loved by the media-- he is. He seems like a nice enough guy, but let's just face the simple things I call "facts":

    Fact:

    He believes that evolution began involving a naked chick and a talking snake. He believes the earth is 6000 years old, and therefore mankind lived amongst dinosaurs. He believes that God cares more that his tight end has quick hands rather than psychopathic goons are mowing down Syrians for speaking their mind. He believes in FAIRY TALES. He's a moron that actually BRAGS about how stupid he is.

    Fact:

    His parents are on their media-whoring, never-ending valiant quest to convince south-east Asia that Jesus was white.

    Fact:

    His eyes are creepy. No offense, Dcc I know you have the hots for him, but for some reason I see black pools of deadness in his eyes.
     
    #6795 Crown Royal, Jan 7, 2012
  16. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    978
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,070
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    P.S.- We all get a pizza party if this thread reaches 500 pages.
     
    #6796 Crown Royal, Jan 7, 2012
  17. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    Fuse ranked the 100 sexiest videos of all time. While I agree that this:



    And this:



    Most deservedly belong in the top 5, the rest of the top 10 is laughable. Britney Spears' Toxic is #4? Jesus, this:



    is hotter. What's everyone's thoughts? Sexiest vid of all time?

    Oh, and Tim Tebow has EYES? Jesus, I need to stop looking at his hands.
     
    #6797 Dcc001, Jan 7, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  18. McSmallstuff

    McSmallstuff
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    2
    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2009
    Messages:
    1,504
    I loathe Brady simply because he is a shameless crybaby bitch! That shit when his own fucking player pushed a Ravens D-lineman into him was fucking ridiculous. Even had the Pats O-lineman blasted that guy into Brady it would have been silly. However, that mother fucker barely touched him, and Bradys' whiny ass is sitting on the ground acting as if he just took a fucking helmet to helmet from Lawrence Taylor, and Ray Lewis' love child. The fact that he got that very late flag, and the rest of the bull shit flags he gets, is fucking shameful.
     
    #6798 McSmallstuff, Jan 7, 2012
  19. john_b

    john_b
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2009
    Messages:
    514
    Here's the link to the list of videos

    Jesus, Fergie and Lady Gaga in the top 10...un fucking believable
     
    #6799 john_b, Jan 7, 2012
  20. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    978
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,070
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Even if Wicked Game's video was a blank screen, it would still win sexiest video because it is the sexiest SONG of all time. Definetly a top 5 song of all time for THIS guy.
     
    #6800 Crown Royal, Jan 7, 2012
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 340 of 356
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.