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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. mazian

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    You have to admit that they got the whole "I want to look like a tiger" part pretty good, although as a human he looks rather...interesting.

    You remember all the times you said you just want to go out, have one or two beers and call it a night?
    It turned out to be a lot of of wine and many more beers.
    Staying sober didn't actually work that well, and its already past 4 am over here.
    So much for studying tomorrow.
     
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    What the hell? Germany schools are in session? Holy poop.
     
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    I'm trying the sober thing for this month. I basically punished the beers last year, so a month off won't hurt. I'll hit the pavement/weights too, so I can get in a bit better shape. I've also sworn off softdrink and takeaway too, and in all honestly it's been harder to not slam down a coke than a beer so far. Water just doesn't have the taste
     
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    I think in your efforts to fellate Mr. Brady via internet you missed the main point of my post.

    I don't hate Tom Brady. I want to hate Tom Brady, but I respect him too much. That said, you can't deny that the dude has been treated like a fucking newborn by the NFL and their refs, and the tuck rule is just an example. If that was any other QB (except, again, maybe Peyton Manning), you can bet your ass they wouldn't have created the tuck rule. They created it because it was golden boy Tom at the middle of it.

    I don't deny his skill. At no point will you ever see me deny Tom Brady his rightful spot as one of the greatest NFL QBs of all time. I respect him, and a lot of the time I like him. However, none of that changes the fact that he is given preferential treatment by the NFL and the referee crews. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
     
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    Yes, this semester will be over by the end of february.
    I've got a few weeks and then it's exam time.

    I've started to hit the weights again yesterday after a long time off, if all goes as planned I've got a competition lined up in two months.
    I hope I'll get back in shape.

    The thing with the softdrinks is acutally pretty easy for me, since I don't have that much of a budget and usually just drink tap water to save some money.
     
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    I made this for dinner for last night. It was delicious.
     
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    They won't change because the NFL refuses to let their meal tickets get their fingernails broken. Half the league is made up of criminally insane lunatics and it takes Pacman Jones-style shitheel antics for them to even deal out a slap on the wrist. Heck, even star linebackers are allowed to murder at least one person...

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    WHERE ARE THE TITTIE PICS?


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    The tuck rule existed 3 years before that play, it's just the play that made it famous because it was such a dramatic and important game. I don't know how refs could make up a rule in the middle of a game. Also, people have ran stats on the penalties QBs receive such as intentional grounding and late hits. The super star QBs don't get more calls than bad QBs like Derek Anderson. Long story short, the theory doesn't hold water. People remember those calls because it's Tom Brady. Bad calls happen all around the league every week.
     
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    BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

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    FYI I don't do this for me. I do this for you. See, aren't I so nice?

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    If it's WHINING you desire with your sports, there's only one franchise you need to look to for satisfaction:

    What happens when you get bumped by another player or a beam of light? Let's ask our friends in San Antonio:
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    I call this the "Spurs Face". You see it used often, every game, all the time.
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    Here's a thinker for you: Who would win in a fight, Crazy Cat Man or Just-As-Crazy Lizard Man?
     

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    And it seems that, in your efforts to be an unfunny fuckhead (Oh man blowing Tom Brady? Hilarious! Up next, more Tim Tebow jokes!), you never responded to the main part of my post. Of course, from reading what you wrote about "creating" the tuck rule, it seems to me that you didn't even watch the game in question, or know a damn thing about it except that, hey, people love bitching about it, and people love knocking on Tom Brady, so you're going to get right on the bandwagon with everyone else that brings up the tuck rule game.
    For one thing, the tuck rule was in the books before that playoff game. As far as the letter of the rule, it was interpreted correctly (the rule itself is moronic since IMO once you're tucking the ball to you I don't know how it's still part of the "forward pass", but as written it was the right call). Simply because at the time it took a while to get the ruling on the field, and the ref kinda hemmed and hawed about it, and even explained it incorrectly if memory serves, everyone jumped right on board with "Oh man the Pats were given that game holy cow conspiracy!". Not to mention it was a little known rule which only added to the whole debacle. Not to mention my second point, which was that Woodson CLEARLY bashed Brady on the head with his forearm, so tuck rule or not the whole thing should've been roughing the passer, 1st down New England. Also, Viniatieri hit a 40 + FG in a freaking snowstorm to tie it, and the Raiders couldn't get the Pats off the field on 4th down in OT, so let's not pretend that the Pats automatically won that game after the tuck rule call.
    Sorry to all for being so verbose about this particular subject, but when people continue crying about the tuck rule game it makes me want to beat people with a sledgehammer.
     
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    Hard to call. Teeth, surgery, face paint, and sheer insanity all seem to be a draw. I'm going to go with lizard man because he looks more white trash so he probably calls fighting Tuesdays and has less to lose.
     
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    The look on this chick's face is hilarious. A "and where do you think you're going" kind of look.
     

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    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
     
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    Some Boobs and some Ass
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    And fuck the saints right now!
     
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    Hilarious is not among the words I might use to describe that face. Terrifying, transgendered, manly, would be more apt.
     
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