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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Or just EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
     
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    OK so if anyone's up for a G+ hangout, I'll be on. Send a PM if you want in.
     
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    You mean "And where do you think you are going with my testosterone?" kind of look
     
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    So I'm the only one who thinks she's hot? All I see is a woman who could rape me and make me like it.
     
    #6844 Kampf Trinker, Jan 7, 2012
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    Thinking the same, that chick would be fun as hell in the sack.
     
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    Jesus Christ. Check your balls. Are they there? Ok, next question. Are you gay? Because I see a dude with tit implants.
     
    #6846 bewildered, Jan 7, 2012
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    Exactly. It seems like the kind of session you have to bring Gatorade, Icy Hot, and Ace bandages before. Make sure to stretch before hand.
     
    #6847 FreeCorps, Jan 7, 2012
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    She looks like Fabio's kid sister.
     
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    Sir, on Mr Lizard that is no face paint. That weirdo has his whole head tattooed. And body.

    Also, those lumps above his eyebrows are actually implants

    Looks like Lizard also has a crappy website
     
    #6849 hoju, Jan 7, 2012
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    This makes me wonder if there's any girl a guy won't consider fucking at least once.

    And I don't know how you'd have sex with 'her.' Her clitoris is probably so enlarged from the testosterone injections that she has an outie instead of an innie.
     
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    If I told you I was stinky and needed deodorant, would you think I was a weirdo?
     
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    It's just been one of tose days.
     
    #6852 bewildered, Jan 7, 2012
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    What, you've never gone donuting before?

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    Reminds me of this:

     
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    What the fuck is wrong with people? I can understand it when indigenous tribes do weird shit to themselves, but these guys are obviously doing it for shock value (I'm assuming). If someone can enlighten me I'm all ears.

    Speaking of ears (see what I did there?) what's the rationale behind ear gauging? You can't fix that shit. At least a face tattoo can be removed with a horribly painful procedure repeated numerous times.

    (I'm aware that this post sounds like a Andy Rooney rant)
     
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    That just makes it so she's easier to get off. In all seriousness, I think she's hot.

    To answer your question, yes there is limits.

    [rnsfw][/rnsfw]
     

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    The donuts aren't permanent, you only look like you have downs for a little while.

    As for gauges, why does anybody do anything? It's capable of being done, therefore, people will do it.
     
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    I would accept you as a seventeen year old kid. Cider? Tha FUCK man?

    Sorry, Cider was the first thing I EVER vomited off being drunk (we're talking 17 years ago) and to this day I can't even smell it without getting bad flashbacks and Kafka dreams.

    Trying being stoned more often, you might like it. You probably just now realized why they have a 24 network that broadcasts nothing but cartoons.
     
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    Dumb and dumber is on, and it's the scene where Jim Carrey buys Rhode Island Slut, while he's wearing that big foam cowboy hat.

    Awesome.

    Hey, TiB.
     
    #6859 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 8, 2012
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    Who calls a party a "house party"? Unless...
     

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